Fixing her
2026-04-21 10:38 UTC
Replies (38)
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@inkblade@lemmy.world 2026-04-21 10:42
How would you know if you don’t try?
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@Bazell@lemmy.zip 2026-04-21 10:55
Skill issue?
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@Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 2026-04-21 11:58
I don’t want to fix her, I want her to make me worse
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@Reisen@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-21 12:03
i would make her worse
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@saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 2026-04-21 12:31
Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window) Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.
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@panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2026-04-21 12:41
You don’t know who you’re dealing with, don’t ever tell me what I can’t do! DON’T EVER TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T Do! www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQFhbQuBEf8&t=59
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@monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 2026-04-21 13:01
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
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@youcantreadthis@quokk.au 2026-04-21 11:21
What needs fixing? Why was she caught?
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@Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 2026-04-21 15:28
https://newschannel9.com/news/nation-world/hitwoman-doll-colombia-ex-boyfriend-murder-arrested-gang-homicide-accomplice-command-leader-colombian-police-arrest-gun-firearm-shoot-shooting-pistol-revolver-killings
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@VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-21 15:34
Sydney Bristow lives rent-free in my head. We both use the same bank branch, the same grocery store lane, visit the same yogurt hut, enjoy ube ice-cream straight outta the carton. And discover we have the same hobby of expensive tactical flashlights.
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@ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2026-04-21 16:15
I don’t want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.
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@KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org 2026-04-21 15:57
That news is from December 2024. So why are you posting this in April 2026?
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@Dasus@lemmy.world 2026-04-21 21:48
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@peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-21 22:07
Whats to fix? Probably got a great cacaine hookup, can win any fights someone picks with me. Wouldnt be surprised if she fucked like a psycho.
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@canniest_tod@lemmy.world 2026-04-21 20:37
I was hoping she could fix me.
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@SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2026-04-21 20:24
But I can die trying.
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@JoShmoe@ani.social 2026-04-21 22:17
Buncha simps all of you. You all die unsatisfied in the end btw.
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@itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 2026-04-21 19:26
I think she is the Fixer
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@tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 2026-04-21 18:48
I can fix her
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@Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2026-04-21 17:39
Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?
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@StillAlive@piefed.world 2026-04-21 10:57
Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰
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@MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 2026-04-21 12:30
Fucking monsters. I love her just the way she is.
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@HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-21 14:58
I don't want to fix her I want to show her killing for money isn't as satisfying as killing the money.
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@psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2026-04-21 10:48
Don't worry, i'm a mechanic.
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@desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone 2026-04-21 12:46
GIRL POWER!
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@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-21 11:53
_This doll wants to play…with you_ 🔪🔪🔪
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@Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 2026-04-21 11:38
Protect the dolls
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@BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 2026-04-21 14:03
Women say “I can fix him!” Men say “I ain’t sticking my d*** in crazy!”
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@TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2026-04-22 02:30
I would wear my Colombian necktie on our first date
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@diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2026-04-22 05:33
But…. I can try…
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@baatliwala@lemmy.world 2026-04-22 07:41
Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho
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@TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2026-04-22 09:01
The women on the photo is allegedly not “La Muñeca” she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records. TLDR: There is a chance…
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@helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz 2026-04-22 20:18
I’m sorry, can somebody explain what’s wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?
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@IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2026-04-22 21:06
Lust eats you from the inside out. Repent.
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@Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 2026-04-23 02:07
I think I can do it
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@bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2026-04-22 12:50
Aubrey Plaza biopic in the works
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@daggermoon@lemmy.world 2026-04-23 09:12
I want her to choke me
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@OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app 2026-04-21 15:22
If she was to dye her hair blonde and dressed like a Russian model maybe drumpf might be attracted to her and well you know...... solve a few of the US's problems.