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(satire)Hello, and thank you for calling 911! my name is Janet, your personalized AI emergency services assistant! I can understand full sentences! Please tell me the nature of your emergency!my house is on fire! ​:neocat_scream:​Confirmed! Now dispatching a missile to your location in order to eradicate the arsonist! Thank you for utilizing our services! Goodbye!​:neocat_floof_explode:​