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Post #1391841

2026-04-16 04:25 UTC

Failing company announces it now has bridge to sell you, sending shares soaring

Replies (3)

  • @jsatk@sfba.social 2026-04-16 06:29

    @graue@social.coop this is so funny

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  • @BillySmith@social.coop 2026-04-16 07:45

    @graue@social.coop As they say in the City, "Even a dead cat bounces once." I remember companies doing this during the dotcom bubble in the late 1990's, just before the bottom fell out of the market.

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  • @Andii@climatejustice.social 2026-04-16 08:00

    @graue@social.coop This is what fossil fuel extractors ought to be doing. Only with renewable energy ... Oh and they have the finance squirrelled away already ...

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