Post #1382514

hi welcome back to mastodon we have: :purple_fire: weirdos quietly talking to each other :purple_fire: content warnings so you can let people decide if they want to engage in smut, ragebait, or anything else, and give them a moment to prepare themselves for it :purple_fire: admins who are queer weirdos :purple_fire: a switch that turns off everyone's reposts if you want to just see what the folks you actually follow have to say for themselves :purple_fire: all the custom emojones you want (if your admin is cool with it, or if you are the admin) :purple_fire: you can put your money where your mouth is and burn a little spare cash every month to run a mastodon if you want to we don't have: :burning_cop_car: techbro admins raving about how fast they can "improve" the site with their AI slop machines :burning_cop_car: any centralized administration :burning_cop_car: a system designed to replicate all the addictive behavior of pre-Elon twitter