Post #1352191
2026-04-18 11:55 UTC
PSA:
Direct all screams to The Void.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, under any circumstances, scream into a colander.
You'll strain your voice if you do that.
Replies (8)
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@millardjk@vmst.io 2026-04-18 11:57
@djwfyi@vmst.io plus, it may wake the children.
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@heals@indiepocalypse.social 2026-04-18 12:13
@djwfyi@vmst.io In case of a video call with The Void make sure to turn your camera off - you do not want to risk staring into The Void for too long. /cc @purplepadma@beige.party
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@lyrial@transfem.social 2026-04-18 13:23
@djwfyi@vmst.io It's so tempting, though!
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@Jorsh@beige.party 2026-04-18 13:34
@djwfyi@vmst.io Goddammit Daryl.
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@numodular@c.im 2026-04-18 15:30
@djwfyi@vmst.io Now I'm reticent of the implication: call:and:err
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@brass75@twit.social 2026-04-18 21:32
@djwfyi@vmst.io @astraluma@tacobelllabs.net I'm sorry but the void is full. May we recommend finding an abyss to stare into in the meantime while we finish processing our backlog?
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@yuki2501@masto.hackers.town 2026-04-19 00:59
@djwfyi@vmst.io Strain LOL 🤭
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@ThatHumanBeing@social.vivaldi.net 2026-04-19 04:16
@djwfyi@vmst.io what about piping any and all screams into /dev/null?