Post #132209
2026-01-13 19:19 UTC
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@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2026-01-13 19:45
Aliens: "We have the cure for cancer." Humans: "Great! What is it?" Aliens: "Just stop your cells from reproducing. That creates translation errors which can result in run-away mitosis and mutation." Humans: "Uh... okay, but if we're not using cells, what should we use to form our bodies instead?" Aliens: "Sandstone is good. Marble is better." Humans: "Okay, we'll give it a shot." *3000 years of Egyptians and Greeks perfecting the sculpture later...* Humans: "Nope. Still got cancer."
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@JaymesRS@piefed.world 2026-01-13 19:35
Definitely related, but I don’t know if anybody else noticed. Erich von Däniken just passed away the other day. I miss the days I could appreciate a good conspiracy theory. Living through Covid destroyed any enjoyment I got from that.
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@theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-01-14 00:08
Yep they also refuse to help white people. All these theories and shows tend to paint non European architecture as beyond the "primitive locals" so aliens.