@compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone
Post #132025
2026-01-14 15:02 UTC
Replies (14)
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@katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-01-14 15:41
I’d like one of those, please.
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@cRazi_man@europe.pub 2026-01-14 16:28
There are many terms for this role…. Carbohydrate caretaker Sucrose steward Fructose foster parent Or of you identify as female and want the gender specific descriptor then you can be a monosccharide matriarch
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@vodka@feddit.org 2026-01-14 16:46
Glucose Guardian sounds more like what you’d call a diabetes alert dog
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@abfarid@startrek.website 2026-01-14 18:49
In this economy? Best I can do is “aspartame papa”.
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@fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2026-01-14 19:03
cognate with loaf guardian, but from a different area
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@samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-14 20:43
Sugar parent.
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@DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2026-01-14 20:55
Anthony Scaramucci, Trump’s shortest serving aide, runs ‘Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby’ parties out of his restaurant. iirc the ratio is twenty potential daddies for thirty babies. They want the women to be desperate from the start.
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@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-01-14 21:27
Guardians of the Glucose is coming to Disney+ and The Food Network this summer!
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@notannpc@lemmy.world 2026-01-14 22:29
That’s an achievement for borderlands 4!
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@HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2026-01-14 23:09
I always preferred the term “wallet warrior: dating edition” since it captures the spirit of the thing.
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@Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-14 23:35
Call me GG
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@rbos@lemmy.ca 2026-01-15 00:47
I like “Sweet ’n Low Daddy” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJjjptD6dhw
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-15 05:23
Haribo Bogtrotter
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@HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2026-01-15 12:12
Sucrose.