Post #2055368
2026-01-14 16:28 UTC
There are many terms for this role….
Carbohydrate caretaker
Sucrose steward
Fructose foster parent
Or of you identify as female and want the gender specific descriptor then you can be a monosccharide matriarch
Replies (2)
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@yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-01-14 18:53
Why do they need to be alliterations though? I mean, sugar daddy isn’t one either.
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@I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2026-01-15 03:52
I’m more into bisaccharides myself