Boom
2026-04-17 11:18 UTC
Replies (11)
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@blargh513@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-17 18:42
I was at a bar, good 'n' drunk, went to take a piss. Bathroom is small, one urinal, one pot. I'm pissing away and I let a fart slip out, not a big one, just a good booty burp. The guy who's back in the shitter raising a putrid stink has the balls to say "gesundheit". I wish I were that witty.
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@Rooskie91@discuss.online 2026-04-17 11:45
Rain happens without thunder all the time tho
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@ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2026-04-17 19:48
So don't stare at people at the urinal next to you and they won't react defensively.
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@Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-18 05:28
One time I was in this bar bathroom in Korea at the urinal doing my business and this Korean guy comes in and goes to the urinal next to me and starts doing his. A few seconds in he looks over at the big foreigner (me) and sticks out his free hand in a handshake gesture and says "Nice to meet you." Different culture...
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@Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2026-04-18 05:11
I think you call the shit lightning.
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@binarytobis@lemmy.world 2026-04-17 16:47
Once I was in the bathroom of this upscale theater following a Shakespeare play, when a very sharply dressed older man who exuded an aura of intelligence came in and approached a urinal. He dropped his pants and underwear all the way to the floor, raised his shirts with both of his hands and held them above his exposed nipples, then pushed his hips as far as he could into the urinal to piss hands-free. The incongruity of what I was seeing left me stunned, and made me forget to pee until he had completely left the bathroom.
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@MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2026-04-17 11:36
The best part about shitting yourself at a urinal is that you're already in a bathroom so you can clean up. The worst part about shitting yourself at a urinal is that you shit yourself.
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@FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2026-04-17 12:03
If you don't want to be in the thunderzone leave a 1 urinal gap
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@wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-17 11:23
I mean, you were staring at him for no reason before he started talking. You should give him a tip for giving you a show!
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@Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2026-04-17 15:27
Oops, now it's a mudslide.
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@Doomsider@lemmy.world 2026-04-17 19:04
Good push!