Post #1293056
2024-12-15 14:06 UTC
the two times i tend to eat the most chocolate is easter (the Easter bunny, who Lays chocolate Eggs) and christmas, which is similar except the eggs are laid by a very large man named Alan Christmas
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@funkula@goblin.camp 2024-12-15 14:24
@jk@mastodon.social the chocolate tastes good but the real reason to do it is that they're both invasive species that need to be prevented from reproducing
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@ezarowny@file-explorers.club 2024-12-15 16:53
@jk@mastodon.social my family loves Alan’s eggs but man alive is it hard to get him to leave your house.
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@srol@mellified.men 2026-04-03 10:52
@jk@mastodon.social This is why Paul McCartney wrote that song "Simply having a wonderful Christmas lime" (Paul McCartney thinks eggs are a type of lime)