2026-05-12 13:18 UTC
"Come on," continued Gnarlo. "I would be an upgrade to that no-magic crossdressing fleabag you're dragging around."
"Raven," said Freydis, "is very good at magic. She's also a girl, you know."
"And I'm the Prince of the Ruby City!"
"One," said Freydis, "Ruby City is ruled by a princess, and you'd make a terrible princess, and Two, you're legitimately a prince already so when you say things like that you sound like an idiot. Which is par for the course."
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@vanellopemint@mastodon.art 2026-05-13 13:19
"Still," said Prince Gnarlo, "it must be difficult dragging a no-magic girly dog around." "It must be difficult," replied Freydis, "dragging around that enormous ass of yours." Gnarlo smirked and walked away, his sycophants following. "Someone needs to put that jerk in his place," muttered Lumpikith. "He's the prince," said Shrillikina. "There's not much you can do." "I can punch him in his fricken nose!" "You could also," said Shrillikina, "get expelled, for assaulting royalty...."