Panic attacks before Teams calls
2026-04-10 00:01 UTC
Replies (7)
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@SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-10 02:31
This, but unironically
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@HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-10 03:49
Time to do some cocaine about it
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@AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-10 11:09
Criminals are a lot more rational than management
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@electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2026-04-10 13:06
A (perhaps) relevant quote from a guy I used to know: "I may be a drug dealer, but I'm not a fuckin liar!"
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@RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-10 11:50
The criminals wear suits now.
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@rosco385@lemmy.wtf 2026-04-10 02:50
Anxiety is so wierd. I've been held at gunpoint and didn't feel the anxiety I get from some appointments.
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@GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2026-04-10 05:18
I used to make bombs with friends and blow craters the size of Nissan's in fields with friends. I used to get so fuckin wasted I don't remember multiple days. we made enough thermite once to melt through half a Hyundai. speaking of fire, we had a bonfire so large that two, **TWO**, fire departments showed up unannounced from 10 miles away because they thought a house was burning. they saw the glow and because it was so bright, the smoke at 10 at *night*. the bonfire was built up of six full length uncut trees placed in a teepee in the middle of a field. the heat was so intense that it felt comfortable 100 ft away. it was like a signal fire and multiple parties converged at the field from multiple towns. had to be like 100 people there (including the fire department). it was immortalized as "the bonfire" in local lore and is still referenced 30 years later. the flames burned for weeks. even through all that, *I still* get anxious before a call.