Wacky
2026-04-08 13:34 UTC
Replies (20)
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@anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2026-04-08 22:44
Nah, she takes her teef out first.
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@Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2026-04-08 14:17
muscles ?? What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having?? Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs? Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking? boneless So not a werewolf. highly sensitive So not a true manwhore. flesh So not AI.
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@KombatWombat@lemmy.world 2026-04-09 13:54
Humans lack many sharp teeth and have unimpressive jaw strength. It's a much more beautiful show of trust with my dog.
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@Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-10 03:26
One of my points of pride is actually using my teeth. A light scrape or nibble dramatically increases tactile sensitivity and emotional intensity. If you know how to simultaneously integrate the tongue and lips properly you can really leverage that "crazy girl sex" that drives dudes fucking nuts. I may have had years of therapy but there's a few holdovers just because crazy girls do it better. The other big thing is gregariousness because once you learn to use it *with* real day-to-day support and respect for people it just magnifies it.
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@nocklobster@lemmy.world 2026-04-08 13:52
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@happydoors@lemmy.world 2026-04-08 16:19
I also see hoomans as collections of their individual pieces and am disgusted by their carbon-based appendages. One tried “speaking” to me by contracting disgusting throat muscles while exhaling air and flapping their boney-ingestion bear trap hole in strange ways. I saw small clouds of bacteria, viruses, and spit fly out of this hole. It was all very terrifying but I was horny. Worked out fine. Flesh bag’s aren’t so bad.
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@PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2026-04-08 18:37
Who was the first man who was like "I wanna put my dick in the place for tearing meat"???
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@WandowsVista@lemmy.world 2026-04-08 22:52
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@VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 2026-04-08 17:58
Someone actually gets it. Like every other sexual act it is an act of trust.
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@CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 2026-04-09 02:44
But the bear trap also has this soft tentacle-like that can make your flesh stick feel good.
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@Soulphite@reddthat.com 2026-04-08 14:42
God forbid they had a seizure mid act. Bye bye dingaling.
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@RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-08 14:24
According to one ep I listened to from Last Podcast on the Left, hard PPs are difficult to cut off.
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@ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-08 23:54
It’s called a ring gag…
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@FishFace@piefed.social 2026-04-08 15:23
Jeez, how long have you been spending on thesaurus.com?
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@bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2026-04-08 14:41
feels good man
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@ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2026-04-08 14:41
This is one reason I never understood tea bagging
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@Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-08 19:50
Hack! J’accuse! https://youtu.be/LfT8PRJXfFM?is=pJnEyHqd3jnNlENP
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@mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2026-04-09 00:59
***comprising*** not comprised of friggin' dunce
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@Sv443@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-08 18:21
And chock full of germs that *will* give you an infection in probably the worst spot of the entire body.
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@CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2026-04-08 13:38
Looks like someone doesn't understand ["The Gummy"](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gummy). It's why abusive husbands punch out teeth and why you can never really age out of prostitution. While your prime earning years may be behind you, you can alway put a roof over your head and food on the table with good gummy. Make sure you get a good denturist. Edit: Tough crowd. Dark humour isn't easy. Edit 2: Update with technical reference. Edit 3: Reference[s](https://www.imdb.com/news/ni37445618/). I swear I once saw a daytime talkshow like Phil Donahue, Geraldo Rivera or Maury Povich that was along the lines of "My teenaged daughter had her teeth removed on purpose to better please her new husband and I helped her do it." I just can find the reference. Edit 4: Now illustrated. 