Gates9
Gates9@sh.itjust.works
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- Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer backs Haley Stevens in contested Democratic Senate primary
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Unable to Accept Defeat, Donald Trump Presses On in Iran
🎶knee deep in the Big Muddy, but the big fool said to push on.🎶
- "Guess what's in my ass!"
- "No really darling, I don't mind getting a scrotoplasty, I just want you to be happy."
- BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSSS
- Make it stop
- "Get your ass to Kharg...Get your ass to Kharg...Get your ass to Kharg..."
- Mamdani's political gamble pays off as his endorsed candidates sweep their primaries
- Mamdani's political gamble pays off as his endorsed candidates sweep their primaries
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Post #2992383
“License and registration, CHICKEN LOVER!”
- TIL, Kants
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"Anybody want an endorsement?"
You have been visited by a wild Chuck Schumer. Make three pro Israel comments or you will receive his endorsement on your next job application and/or dating site profile.
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- Soon...
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✅Perfect grammar ✅Perfect diction ✅Perfect professionalism
TTS: infuriated Megyn Kelly seated in her podcast studio, using her gaping maw to signal aggression. She holds her hand up in the style of Boromir discussing the One Ring. Below her horse-like hate and verbal diarrhea spewing cephalic orifice reads the text, in all caps, “YOU’VE SHAT ALL OVER IT”, which is an actual quote from Megyn Kelly, the context of which this humble shitposter has long since forgotten.
- Total Recall
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Post #896850
I am shocked and APALLED that none of you swine have posted this yet.
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Post #833786
DBZ055
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Post #833250
Clearly you’re not a fan of GI Joe the animated series
- Are we having fun yet?
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Post #180060
I hate it
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