Post #1169799
2026-04-15 13:29 UTC
I thought it must have been a joke, but https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/allbirds-inc-executes-50m-convertible-120000880.html
Replies (5)
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@joesteel@duck.haus 2026-04-15 13:31
Anyway, here’s some news from 13 days ago where their stock was wiped out because they couldn’t figure out how to sell shoes, but good luck to all involved https://www.forbes.com/sites/petercohan/2026/04/02/allbirds-99-stock-wipeout-reveals-hard-lessons-for-leaders/
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@kylesethgray@mastodon.social 2026-04-15 13:47
@joesteel ah. AIIbirds
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@alexpadilla@mastodon.social 2026-04-15 14:04
@joesteel turning a big dial taht says "AI" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right (with apologies to @ dril)
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@gknauss@mastodon.social 2026-04-15 14:24
@joesteel Oh, it’s a joke all right…
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@jmovs@mastodon.social 2026-04-16 08:57
@joesteel this reminds me of peak crypto when long island ice tea corp rebranded to Long Blockchain Corp. I think we’re pretty close to peak bubble now.