Post #112967

2026-01-05 11:41 UTC

Next time Trump, Vance and their cronies threathen to take Greenland, the EU nations need to combine their most special forces, invade Mar-a-Lago, obduct Trump, Melania, Vance, Rubio, and whoever "important" is present, and bring them to the International Criminal Court in The Hague. Lock them up, indict them, ready court sessions.

Replies (16)

@fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe 2026-01-05 13:49

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social @jeffwatkins@mastodon.social One can dream.

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@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social 2026-01-05 11:42

Meanwhile, all military forces of the EU will be on high-readiness status. Preferrable, all US military bases in EU countries need to be encircled, cut off from power, gas, food and water, have all telecom utilities disabled, and if possible, have their command staff apprehended.

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@ratsnakegames@mastodon.social 2026-01-05 11:55

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social okay, so what is your military strategy for pulling that kind of move against the biggest nuclear superpower in the world and how do you avoid getting nuked in retaliation? The US can only get away with this shit because they have unilaterally declared themselves exempt from international law and international justice, and they only got away with *that* because of their military and economic power.

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@Nienkez@mastodon.nl 2026-01-05 11:56

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social @cstross@wandering.shop This will not happen because the EU made itself completely reliant on US infrastructure regaring IT. These are dark times.

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@JHB17@mastodon.online 2026-01-05 11:57

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social I'm good with this. Maybe NATO can have some naval exercises off the Greenland coast? Make DC squeal like Korea.

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@flippac@types.pl 2026-01-05 12:02

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social Don't forget to add "defend The Hague from the legally mandated US invasion" to that list...

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@sable@meow.social 2026-01-05 12:09

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social Not looking forward to the invasion of The Hague, but here's hoping the US military top is sick enough of him to not do that.

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@barryallen2023@mastodon.social 2026-01-05 12:58

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social I'm an American and I approve this message

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@jguillaumes@mastodont.cat 2026-01-05 13:02

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social @cstross@wandering.shop better wait for the Dems to get the House back

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@DaNanner@mastodon.coffee 2026-01-05 13:34

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social why wait?

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@ienvision@mastodon.social 2026-01-05 16:16

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social He’ll to the YES!!!🙌

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@n_dimension@infosec.exchange 2026-01-05 18:08

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social The rogue state of West Moscovia has a law which states the invasion of the Hague, should any of its uniformed bandits be tried by the ICC.

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@gooba42@mastodon.social 2026-01-05 18:20

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social The ICC is currently crippled by Microsoft, right? They can just sit in their cells until that's resolved.

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@xs4me2@mastodon.social 2026-01-05 18:23

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social Great idea actually…

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@weezmgk@mastodon.social 2026-01-05 20:59

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social what do you think the US Navy should do with the remains of the heroes? May not be a concern as pink mist is hard to bury.

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@Lawdog@mastodon.social 2026-01-05 21:06

@WGAvanDijk@mastodon.social Why wait?

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