Post #112368
2026-01-05 01:31 UTC
Replies (32)
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@Kolanaki@pawb.social 2026-01-05 01:39
Yeah... You use shampiss to pass a drug test when you know your realpiss won't.
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@HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 01:44
Whats with the presentation? Looks like those memes where they shame dogs who did bad things.
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@abfarid@startrek.website 2026-01-05 03:02
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@bizarroland@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 03:05
I've said it before, I'll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!
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@5C5C5C@programming.dev 2026-01-05 02:35
Champagne implies the existence of Champleasure
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@ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-05 01:37
Shampoo or Realpoo
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@dumbass@piefed.social 2026-01-05 02:09
Yeah, its called American beer.
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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-05 02:01
They both exist, and are used when you need to get away from a date, check your phone, or otherwise get some alone time sitting down.
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@null@piefed.nullspace.lol 2026-01-05 03:38
ShamWow implies the existence of LegitMeh
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@UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 19:35
We demand REAL poo!
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@PrinceOfSloth@lemmy.zip 2026-01-05 01:43
This looks like female Rainbolt
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@RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 20:20
Old guy story time I knew this guy in college who always forgot his shampoo in the shower (dorm with shared bathrooms). It would enrage him that people would use up his shampoo. So he filled the bottle with piss and left it for communal use.
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@remon@ani.social 2026-01-05 07:41
No it doesn't. Plenty of animals only poo, including most insects and birds.
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@SheepHerder@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 07:09
Is she promoting her OF?
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@brown567@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-05 11:07
Sham-pee! https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/champi
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@Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2026-01-06 06:18
How about true-poo?
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@Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 11:46
Synthetic urine?
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@sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-01-05 02:49
... Shampiss... ... ... ... pre-cum?
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@Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 20:08
Don't say that too loud, you'll get trumps attention
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@kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 19:12
I use Chambraigne! It's got Knowledge Crystals! https://youtu.be/pbY3JOjQal4
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@KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-05 12:59
It does. Due to an unfortunate trait of the French (their language) it's better known as champagne. Fr all wine and grape derived liquor is yucky and gross. Find better drinks, like rum.
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@Siegfried@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 21:06
Shampoo also means the existamce of proudpoo
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@DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-10 00:04
 "Platonic solids for my real friends and real solids for my platonic friends!" -- [xkcd 1645 - Toasts](https://xkcd.com/1645/)  -- [Someone's dream (r/thomastheplankengine, reddit frontend)](https://redlib.catsarch.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/sjmtq8/i_saw_this_in_my_dream_and_couldnt_stop_laughing/)
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@diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2026-01-06 03:18
It’s pronounced sham PAGGin
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@anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2026-01-06 03:29
That’s deep.
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@mechoman444@lemmy.world 2026-01-06 03:41
I've been wanting my wife to shampiss on me for years...
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@mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2026-01-06 03:58
shampoo also implies the (much more likely imho) existence of shamshart
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@robocall@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 20:42
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@a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2026-01-06 03:04
How does Shamwow fit...
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@beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 2026-01-06 05:52
Shamcrap! Shamdoodoo! Shamdingleberries!
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@ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2026-01-06 06:57
> He called shamshit shampoo.
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@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-05 21:00
beat me to it.