Post #1114751
2026-04-13 02:02 UTC
"Perhaps you'll understand when I tell you Count Alucard's name is... Count Dracula."
DUN DUN DUNNNNN
(Come on, that's such a weak cloak. It's not a dramatic revelation, it is a punchline.)
#monsterdon
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@gnomon@mastodon.social 2026-04-13 02:09
"I'll unlock the cell and bring you a gun." Opening scene for two decades of uninspired first-person video games! #monsterdon