Post #1107935

2026-04-12 22:41 UTC

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We're doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress well buddy, i wasn't til you said that over the tannoy 😂

Replies (4)

@dysfun@social.treehouse.systems 2026-04-12 22:43

this is the most british announcement ever. he then went on to land the plane safely.

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@lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-04-12 22:51

@dysfun this announcement is a bowel cleanser

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@fanf@mendeddrum.org 2026-04-12 23:07

@dysfun heh, « Moody described landing as "a bit like negotiating one's way up a badger's arse." »

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@TomF@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-04-13 02:11

@dysfun I was in a 737 taking off, and the captain came on and said "folks we have a warning light on in the cabin. It's probably nothing, but regulations say we have to land again and get it cleared. Sorry for the delay." Landed the plane again, and once on the ground he said "hey folks sorry for that little fib earlier. What actually happened is we lost the port engine. But I didn't want to worry you until we were on the ground. We'll be transferring you to another plane soon."

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