Undeniable proof
2026-04-10 21:28 UTC
Replies (12)
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@FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 2026-04-10 21:54
"From the Personal Office of RFK Jr."
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@lugal@sopuli.xyz 2026-04-10 23:02
Either that or all diagnosed autists got together and summoned Pluto into existence. We'll never know
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@Zachariah@lemmy.world 2026-04-10 21:45
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@mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2026-04-11 00:07
Actually, since there was no autism before that, autism is Pluto's intentional punishment to humanity for daring to discover it. It's an attack. Commence war on Pluto.
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@dwemthy@lemmy.world 2026-04-11 03:41
*knowledge* of Pluto causes autism
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@theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-11 00:03
Unfortunately the attempt to cure autism by demoting pluto from planet to dwarf planet has failed.
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@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2026-04-10 21:42
A bunch of obsessives scouring the sky for additional planets probably had nothing to do with it.
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@Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-11 16:47
Don't joke about this. If Trump or one of his goblins sees it, they'll do something about it.
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@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-10 21:40
GOOD
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@CircaV@lemmy.ca 2026-04-11 00:49
Pretty much.
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@CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-11 16:06
Maybe the real truth is that autism discovered Pluto
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@NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 2026-04-10 22:30
Ackshually Pluto is not a planet so it can't cause autism