Post #103014
2025-12-31 12:49 UTC
@dwm@mastodon.social @losttourist@social.chatty.monster @cstross@wandering.shop @tek@freeradical.zone the same humans that breathe an atmosphere that contains rocket fuel, chemically burn food within their bodies for energy (not to mention breaking it down first with strong corrosive acids) and regularly consume known poisonous substances for fun.. no wonder aliens avoid us.
50% of the population being able to process Marmite is just the nail in the coffin IMHO!
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@geeksam@ruby.social 2025-12-31 14:53
@PeteLittle@autistics.life @dwm@mastodon.social @losttourist@social.chatty.monster @cstross@wandering.shop @tek@freeradical.zone humans: this scary alien has TWO MOUTHS and ACID FOR BLOOD and will LAY ITS EGGS IN YOUR BODY aliens: they eat marmite, full stop
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@schrotthaufen@mastodon.social 2025-12-31 13:14
@PeteLittle @dwm @losttourist @cstross @tek I feel the strong combat stimulants (adrenaline) produced by our bodies (even outside of combat!) need to be on the list why aliens would quarantine our solar system.
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@Wolf_Baginski@meow.social 2025-12-31 13:52
@PeteLittle @dwm @losttourist @cstross @tek The chances of anyone coming for Marmite are a million-to-one, they said...