SlopOS 11
2026-04-01 12:30 UTC
Replies (25)
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@lord_admiral@lemmy.world 2026-04-02 07:27
Very interesting! Please tell me, did you forget to build CoPilot into your CoPilotLinux?
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@db2@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 12:32
Don't give them ideas.
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@zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2026-04-01 13:02
Where's the copilot copilot?
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@merdaverse@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 19:32
Reminder from the [Copilot ToS](https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-copilot/for-individuals/termsofuse): > **Copilot is for entertainment purposes only**. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don’t rely on Copilot for important advice. Use Copilot at your own risk.
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@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 13:22
That IoT Enterprise watermark just gave a thousand nerds a heart attack.
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@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2026-04-01 15:48

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@umbraroze@slrpnk.net 2026-04-01 18:44
I literally had to write a clock app on my own because Windows clock is pretty bad. I was thinking that they'll just replace the clock with Copilot eventually. Windows 11: "It's 11 pm sharp. I know that because I looked at the RTC." Windows 12: "It's 11 pm sharp. That's a phrase people like to say, apparently." ...Don't give Microsoft any ideas.
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@criss_cross@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 15:24
Satya Nadella just jizzed on his screen.
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@Lumidaub@feddit.org 2026-04-01 12:34
What does Copilot Groceries do? Get my groceries? I can get behind that in theory.
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@tempest@lemmy.ca 2026-04-01 17:14
This is actually a very good example of middle managers in a large organization getting marching orders and seeing which way the wind is blowing. IBM had a similar thing in the early 2010s when they decided they were all in on "cloud" (about 10 years too late). Every manager saw where things were headed and pivoted whatever their product was to "Cloud" regardless of the suitability. The higher ups like this too because it lets them put everything under the "cloud" or AI heading on earnings and revenue and makes them look like they are nimble and working on the new hotness, even if it's just someone moving their calculator to a web app or whatever.
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@altphoto@lemmy.today 2026-04-02 04:16
Hey! You wanna try Linux? I just made a new Linux called Copilot Linux. It looks just like copilot! I added suprice actions to make it as natural a transition as possible! Things like blue screens of death with just a "fucken" QR code! That way you won't miss the original! But the QR code goes to porn hub. See? Its good! For right now I just released the name github. Sign up and I'll send you ads!
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@Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 2026-04-01 15:54
Where do I obtain these Copilot Drugs?
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@BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 12:58
Peak windon't!
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@Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 21:56
Everybody loves Microslop
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@gigachad@piefed.social 2026-04-01 15:21
I mean you _could_ just move your files into the recycle bin. But what if an _AI agent_ would do that for you? It would make your life much easier, think about it for a minute.
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@666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 12:51
Windows if it was actually good
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@over_clox@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 13:03
Where is Copilot Update? 🤔
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@altphoto@lemmy.today 2026-04-02 04:02
CopilOS 11!
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@dan69@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 15:05
OP is right. Bottom right hand corner checks out.
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@Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-01 13:15
Missed opportunity to edit the search text too.
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@Bazell@lemmy.zip 2026-04-02 07:09
Jumpscare from Microsoft be like:
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@Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2026-04-01 18:42
... slopos ... sounds like Sophos ... so still same meaning.
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@robocall@lemmy.world 2026-04-02 08:12
C
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@assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 2026-04-02 06:41
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@Codpiece@feddit.uk 2026-04-01 14:54
So this is what *nix will look like in five years time then. Just needs a terminal open in the screenshot.