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Just got my first ever iPhone. It's wonderful - it'll tell me which persons within a 300m radius are Lizard People but the one thing it won't do is help me make a phone call... Thank you, Apple.
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Morning, all, Vivek Ramaswamy is the Trump-endorsed Republican candidate for the Governor of Ohio. Here he consults a pollster, who advises Vivek he is pulling ahead amongst his core demographic of pedophiles and pedophiles’ moms. Ramaswampy has been condemned on both sides of the aisle for his campaign ad attacking his female Democrat opponent, blaming a child victim of incestuous rape for being a victim. Amy Acton’s mother repeated took her step-father’s side, even fleeing Ohio with him afte...
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"I laughed so hard, my Tampax fell out..." -- Lia Williams, on starring on stage alongside Michael Gambon. I think "i laughed so hard, my Tampax fell out" may well replace my favourite pub expostulation "Laugh? I nearly passed my fags around!", despite the fact I don't use Tampax (I'm too old. And too male). What the hell - I don't smoke either... Minded to go for it... #Luvvies #Theatre #MichaelGambon #Gambon #Bio...
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Morning, all, today is General Election Day, in Israel, which will determine whether Benjamin Netanyahu returns to Beit Aghion or heads to gaol. In America, the Mid Term Elections are seven days away. How's the campaign going, Mr President? #USpol #Trump #GOP #MAGA #GoOutAndVote #TyrantTrump #EpsteinFiles #IranWar #Corruption https://youtu.be/2nIS10ia0fs?si=W4f-MP_slP9wUC9N President Donald Tantrump: "Not many people know there's a 'B' in &#39...
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Up, and off later to the Kino to partake of 'Ghosts: The Possession Of Button House.' #Ghosts #BBC #MovieGhosts #LittleTheatre #Bath https://youtu.be/JA_iZjKVYUk?si=x2mlKxmQQi7hNDLz and the trailer: https://youtu.be/iLKGXt5JHKk?si=_USptr3aQThP8-IR
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Hm. Sieht so aus, als könnte ich besser abnehmen, wenn es kalt ist. Schließt die Weihnachtsfresszeit mit ein.
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Hab mein altes Telefon bei #Kleinanzeigen eingestellt und bin mal wieder fassungslos, dass die Leute alle nicht mehr wissen, wie man feilscht. Großer Gott.
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Living with 230 data centers on the doorstep: ‘Nobody warned us what was going to happen’
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I’m currently being affected by the wildfires in California. When will my fellow Californians realize we have to take down Big Almond? Our houses burn and the almond industry tycoons laugh from their mansions
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@alpine_thistle Maybe he painted it for ducks, they see UV
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The song u listen to when ur on a road trip and a dead bird hits ur windshield
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Me in line at the polls last night: “Wow, it’s like we’re waiting in line to get OFF the rollercoaster!” Nobody reacted. Tough crowd
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I said something really funny on this website 2 months ago and no one responded. I’d rather sell out to the corporations than have my comedy gold go unappreciated
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@glenneegee Well ain’t you a clicker
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Just spent five minutes thinking about buying a chair for my room until I remembered I could just clean the laundry off my 2 already existing chairs
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Fuck this web site
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Fuck this web site
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what would it take for one of these weird decentralized platforms to actually take off
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有生之年再见深夜食堂，开篇从新冠续写东京故事，有心了。
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https://www.xiaoyuzhoufm.com/episode/6adb06b4c96c8942ec110eef
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我：姆巴佩是谁？（搜索）他说啥了？（见内网绝口不提具体内容只说辱华，来了兴趣，搜到一看）没说错啊，不叫独裁者叫啥？
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Work forever and die. You'll be replaced in a week. #Zer0Billionaires #Resist #VoteBlue #econsky
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Listening to cozy bedtime stories being read by Vincent Price. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nflrTNIV3XQ #VincentPrice #Monsterdon
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Was sind das für spannende Zeiten… die Bundesregierung schafft die abschlagsfreie Rente nach 45 Jahren ab, kürzt Familien massiv die Leistung und begeht Kahlschlag im Gesundheitswesen und hat keine 100 Mio für die BAföG-Erhöhung aus dem Koalitionsvertrag. Aber eine Rendite von 17,1 Prozent bei Rheinmetall und 15,4 Prozent bei Renk sind völlig ok. Und da wundern sich die Parteien, warum sie in der Wählergunst sinken….
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Ich komme mir vor, wie in einer Black Humor Comedy - nur dass dies unsere reale Welt ist: Die Flüsse im Juli mit Rekordniedrigwasser, wirtschaftlicher Schaden in Milliardenhöhe. Die Landwirtschaft kämpft mit Dürre - wirtschaftlicher Schaden in Milliardenhöhe. Die Hitze macht uns allen zu schaffen und der wirtschaftliche Schaden ist mittlerweile messbar. Die Antworten der Politik lösen kein Einziges dieser Probleme, verschärfen diese aber langfristig.