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    I’m currently being affected by the wildfires in California. When will my fellow Californians realize we have to take down Big Almond? Our houses burn and the almond industry tycoons laugh from their mansions

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    @alpine_thistle Maybe he painted it for ducks, they see UV

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    The song u listen to when ur on a road trip and a dead bird hits ur windshield

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    Me in line at the polls last night: “Wow, it’s like we’re waiting in line to get OFF the rollercoaster!” Nobody reacted. Tough crowd

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    I said something really funny on this website 2 months ago and no one responded. I’d rather sell out to the corporations than have my comedy gold go unappreciated

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    @glenneegee Well ain’t you a clicker

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    Just spent five minutes thinking about buying a chair for my room until I remembered I could just clean the laundry off my 2 already existing chairs

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    Fuck this web site

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    Fuck this web site

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    what would it take for one of these weird decentralized platforms to actually take off