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Supreme Court Finally Makes Landmark Ruling on ‘Freddy vs. Jason’ Case WASHINGTON — The U.S. Supreme Court finally arrived at a landmark decision on the infamous case between Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees,... Continue reading this gem The post Supreme Court Finally Makes Landmark Ruling on ‘Freddy vs. Jason’ Case appeared first on HARDTIMES.
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Opinion: Anyone Who Would Trust Their Life to a Tesla Flying Car Absolutely Should Hello there, fellow citizens of the FUTURE. That’s what it must be: the future, at least according to Elon Musk, because the... Read the full masterpiece The post Opinion: Anyone Who Would Trust Their Life to a Tesla Flying Car Absolutely Should appeared first on HARDTIMES.
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I Refuse To Get My Toddler Hooked on ‘Charlie Brown’, So This Halloween We’ll Watch ‘Terrifier 2’ Instead I’ll never forget the taunting instrumental jazz diddy, the dirty children with their scrawled notebook faces, the emaciated outhouse dog with his... Continue reading this gem The post I Refuse To Get My Toddler Hooked on ‘Charlie Brown’, So This Halloween We’ll Watch ‘Terrifier 2’ Instead appeared first on HARDTIMES.
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Riley Gaines Places Fifth in Riley Gaines Lookalike Contest GALATIN, Tenn. — Right-wing activist Riley Gaines took to social media to criticize the judges and participants of a Riley Gaines Lookalike... Read more nonsense The post Riley Gaines Places Fifth in Riley Gaines Lookalike Contest appeared first on HARDTIMES.
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TSA Agent Pats Down Family at End of Long Workday DALLAS — Arriving home after a strenuous 12-hour shift at the Dallas Fort Worth International Airport, Transportation Security Administration agent Larry Prosky... Read the full masterpiece The post TSA Agent Pats Down Family at End of Long Workday appeared first on HARDTIMES.
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Opinion: This Party Ain’t Big Enough for Two Fat Horror Movie Aficionados In a different life, we could have amicably coexisted at a horror convention, our rank odors swirling together until Robert Englund found... Continue this tale The post Opinion: This Party Ain’t Big Enough for Two Fat Horror Movie Aficionados appeared first on HARDTIMES.
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Bon Iver Reveals ‘Skinny Love’ About Snapping Into a Slim Jim EAU CLAIRE, Wis. — Singer-songwriter Justin Vernon, better known by his indie folk band moniker Bon Iver, revealed that his hit single... Continue this tale The post Bon Iver Reveals ‘Skinny Love’ About Snapping Into a Slim Jim appeared first on HARDTIMES.
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5 Punk Albums You Need To Hear Before You Die Tomorrow Bikini Kill — Reject All-American. Black Flag’s Damaged. Gang of Four’s Entertainment. With so much music, it’s impossible to listen to every... Read more nonsense The post 5 Punk Albums You Need To Hear Before You Die Tomorrow appeared first on HARDTIMES.
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Waymo Informs Woman’s Friends She Talked Shit About Them During Ride LOS ANGELES — Tanya Corrigan was shocked to learn that a conversation she had in a Waymo car was recorded and sent... Continue reading this gem The post Waymo Informs Woman’s Friends She Talked Shit About Them During Ride appeared first on HARDTIMES.
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American Conservatives Confused Why French Populace Refuses To Surrender DALLAS, Tex.—Conservatives across the United States expressed shock and confusion upon seeing footage of the ongoing riots across France, primarily over the... Continue this tale The post American Conservatives Confused Why French Populace Refuses To Surrender appeared first on HARDTIMES.
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went and made a letterboxd account i think i filled it out pretty well except for a few of the nasty horror mvies i've watched https://letterboxd.com/roseyhead/
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I've gone out three of the last four Saturdays... this new social life is tiring
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i was tired in the afternoon so i had a power nap expecting to be out a bit later than i was, now im home but i'm not tired enough to sleep...
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might rewatch philosophy of a knife
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are they REALLY doing attack on titan - the final season - part 3 - 1st half
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buying a .church domain and running my fedi service out of a templeos vm
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fighting the urge to just go goblin mode on a kfc family meal rn
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honestly enjoying trigun stampede more than the original adaptation so far
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listening to Gangnam Style on the kfc radio
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nier automata anime is good but if they really want it to be like the game they need 2B to use her self-destruct at the start of every episode
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i think im going to try running akkoma out of an UwUntu vm
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got into the new bing chatbot thing, it's kinda slow kinda feels less efficient than just searching myself
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looks like a few more hot days... hopefully after wednesday's rain it stays cool
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one of these days i'll watch birdemic 2
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there's this coles supermarket ad on the radio that seems to have stolen the background music from an ado song...