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第一周很顺利，也没哭闹，还看别的小朋友哇哇哭的热闹，在幼儿园也没尿裤子，吃得也好只哭过一次是她不吃的桔子被老师收走了过一会儿她又想吃了。 她妈终于有了一点儿能发呆的时间。 以上是好消息但坏消息是，第二周就病了。低烧流鼻涕，也不知道几天能好先请了三天假。 在幼儿园学的儿歌: 五只小猴子荡秋千，嘲笑鳄鱼被水淹，鳄鱼听见很生气，哼，你敢嘲笑我，鳄鱼游过来啊唔啊唔啊唔。四只小猴子荡秋千→没有小猴子荡秋千。 她妈:所以这个故事是说小孩子在外不要没礼貌。 她妈:这不就是阿拉巴斯坦篇的路飞和克洛克达尔
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照理说现在能上幼儿园了应该轻松点但实际上还是很累。可能这个年纪（指她妈）就是很累。 总之近期: 崽儿语言表达越来越像个小大人了 因为最近积食感冒给她控制零食快餐，今天一早在麦当劳不仅吃光了自己的早餐还惦记她妈手里的汉堡。先先尝一小口再啃了好几大口 乖的时候非常可爱闹的时候她妈会忍不住大吼。被她妈吼总比自己惹出大祸强 在幼儿园里有朋友了 幼儿园老师视角崽儿是挺省心时小朋友 她妈终于被院里晒太阳的大爷的大爷问了是奶奶还是姥姥 画画时会画有剧情有道具有表情的场景 今日鬼心眼子: 拿手机时间有点多就给她暂停了。然后崽儿拿着电视遥控器告诉她妈塑料防尘套上的皮筋掉了，她妈装回去时（双手），崽儿一边赞美妈妈你真厉害一边一把掏过她妈手机嘎嘎大笑跑开。 日常拿她的酸手指头戳她妈嘴，被她妈咬了一口（嘴唇包牙），后面一边逗一边嘎嘎乐一边突然伸手戳她妈喉咙。这招确实杀伤力大三岁小孩能把大人戳呕了，差点
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照理说现在是坏事没有变更坏说不定还有些乐观的改善。但是可能因为之前一年太累了，后面压力仍然很大，自己身体也有问题，这几个月都非常疲惫。 觉得活着虽然偶有开心事但总体没意思←还以为治好了
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我司十九大以来上任的实权领导具有明显的草包趋势，二十大以后的新提拔的要是说都是草包那可能会有冤枉的，不是草包的可能百里挑一，按比例计算十个领导里就挑不出全乎人儿了。最近简直草包病毒大爆发，G草包T草包夜之超级大草包，草包摞草包草草不重样，羊驼来了能撑得走不动道。工业上到底有没有超英赶美咱也不懂，百业萧条很明显。治安也差得很明显，金拱门里很多失业打发时间的（人畜无害），在此处办公即将失业脑子眼见的不好用了情绪极不稳定随时要拿免费续杯的热咖啡泼人的，←不敢泼的没几个子儿的退休金但是把手机外放拉满关心国际形势的大爷，逃早自习早八的刷着游戏满嘴嚷嚷为别人的妈提供性服务的。崽儿的幼儿园附近修路。流水的市长铁打的修路换花砖大舅爷，大舅爷才是这个地方的地下皇帝，GDP高他修路赚钱GDP低他也修路赚钱，估计老习来都挡不住他修路赚钱。崽儿的幼儿园简直像这青青大草原里的乌托邦。虽然她们老师也得搞教研写公共号这些p事但小朋友真开心啊。小班的小不点到了门口会自动拉着手进去哎呦好可爱。
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Level 5 is auto approving pull requests bc it's C++ and nothing matters anymore
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Livestreamers Film Themselves Using Humanoid Robot to Sexually Assault Teen Girl, Prompting Police to Seize the Bot: Absolutely disgusting.
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@mediathekperlen @ZDF Generell wirkt es aufgeräumt und modern. Ich vermisse aber definitiv die Möglichkeit, mich zuerst über einen Film zu informieren, bevor ich ihn starte. Wenn ich z.b. in die Kategorie „Internationales Kino“ reingehe, wird der Film direkt gestartet, wenn ich draufklicke. Es gibt keine Möglichkeit, sich vorher eine Beschreibung etc. anzuschauen.
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@mediathekperlen Glückwunsch! Eine Frage zu deiner Präsenz bei Bluesky. Dein Bluesky Account scheint ja von Mastodon gebridged zu sein. Erhältst du auch Kommentare, die bei Bluesky gemacht wurden?
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@bodomenke@hessen.social Der Typ hat wirklich den Verstand verloren. Für ihn ist alles ein Deal und er geht immer nach dem gleichen simplen Schema vor: erst den Kontrahenten maximal unter Druck setzen und sich dann irgendwo in der Mitte einigen. Bin gespannt, ob China einknickt.
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Problem solved #Pizza #Food
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sorry btw for mostly dumping my vents here. I want to utilize this account for more fun stuff but irl has been hectic and I've been scrambling to work on my WIPs here and there. (I am participating in Creative Clash this year, for one thing. I'm just "Xandri" on there if you want to find me lol.)
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A Crayzar/Tyetaynus Ship Manifesto: https://archiveofourown.org/works/91701571 An introduction to Ballmastrz and the characters Crayzar & Tyetaynus, why I ship them, and my analysis of the untapped potential in their dynamic. (which hopefully provides some context as to why I'm so unhinged about them lol.) ⚠️ Contains spoilers for Ballmastrz: 9009 & Ballmastrz: Rubicon!! ⚠️ #ballmastrz9009 #ballmastrzrubicon #craytaynus #brothercest #shipmanifesto #adultswim
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THANK YOU EVERYONE the problem has been solved but I'll keep this thread up to retain your helpful responses for future reference lol Me: #neocities #coding #webdesign #css #html #websites
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The carrier pigeons delivered my mail from Cartoon Teluvision!! 🥳 💖 🕊️ Everything is so cute, my cruddy pics don't do it justice lol. If you want to join a proship/profiction mail club with thoughtful musings on the power of fandom, art & media discussion along with a whole narrative about pigeons who learned to read and write in order to survive in an alternate Earth 2036, please consider checking out https://cartoonteluvision.com/ and support the artist's dreams!! Th...
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Does anyone know what's going on with Aethy? I've gotten a "server not found" message since last night and I'm not sure how long it's been going on. I keep saying I'll "back up" some of my posts from there to here and I really need to get to that if it's still possible... (I'll be at work today & can't respond promptly lol) #aethy
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Collection of screenshots of Tyetaynus (and his battle suit) for reference purposes. Enjoy! I love Tyetaynus' design a lot. The art style is admittedly a bit loosey-goosey though so his proportions feel inconsistent, mostly in his face. I love the tiny smirk he has sometimes, like he knows he's an evil bitch and he's proud of it. ToT <3 Can't believe he's real. #ballmastrz9009 #ballmastrzrubicon #ballmastrz #tyetaynus #adultswim #screenshots
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I've been going through a depressive spell and for some reason the only thing that's lifted my spirits is cartoon Canadian band yaoi and Brewie moments compilations on YouTube. Go figure. #XandriSpeaks
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I've been listening to Prozzäk's music lately, and it's weirdly been giving me hope about living with heartbreak. That it's not the end of the world, and that it's okay to be honest about those feelings and own them instead of pushing them down, or pretending they're not there. The heartbreak I feel isn't romantic, but just what I've perceived as a lot of one-sided interest and care for others over the past several years of my lif...
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⬇️🌞Thread of attacks I've made for Creative Clash 2026 - I'm on Team Solar!! 🌞⬇️ Figured I'd share this here too! Like I said, I wanna use this account for more fun things lol... #creativeclash #creativeclash2026 #teamsolar
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RE: https://blorbo.social/@xerog9010/117334861493833278 Congrats to Team Nuclear! 🥳 This was my first time participating in this event, or anything like it, and I'm very glad I did. I met some cool artists and receiving art of my OCs was such a surreal feeling, in a good way. Watch out for me in BlorboBash. >:) #creativeclash #creativeclash2026
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Partner and I watched Frieren: Beyond Journey's End recently and liked it very much, so much so that we bought the entire 15 volumes of the original Manga. Thanks to our time spent learning German we understand that all the characters' names are in German and representing their personalities, as well as most of its places. The otherwise excellent Traditional Chinese translation didn't seems to reflect this, but in rare occasions it did add footnotes to some creatures. I'm in vo...
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🧪 Your tests pass. Your coverage looks great. But are your tests actually catching bugs? At #GoLab2026, Takuma Shibuya will introduce mutation testing in Go: a way to challenge your test suite and reveal the weaknesses that coverage alone can hide. Because 100% coverage doesn't always mean 100% confidence. https://golab.io/talks/your-tests-pass-but-do-they-work-mutation-testing-in-go
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👀 Observability without touching the code? At #GoLab2026, Kemal Akkyoun will explore how to instrument Go applications without changing a single line, comparing the trade-offs between overhead, stability, and security. Zero-touch observability is getting real. https://golab.io/talks/how-to-instrument-go-without-changing-a-single-line-of-code
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🗜️ Compression is all about trade-offs. Smaller payloads, lower bandwidth, faster transfers... but at what cost in CPU, memory, and compatibility? At #GoLab2026, Klaus Post will guide you through the compression landscape in Go and help you choose the right tool for the job. https://golab.io/talks/go-data-compression