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When it was the #gortondenton election, #Reform said people won’t vote #Labour to show that they want rid of #Starmer. Now we’ve had the #Makerfield election Reform are saying people have voted #Burnham to show that they want rid of Starmer. Makes total sense. Not.
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Someone tell me if I am remembering this wrong….until recently a hot #UK day was 16-18 Celsius, over 20 happened but was rare. Am I right or wrong? #Weather #ClimateChange
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Imagine getting the Starbucks logo tattooed on you.
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Some of these pro #Farage #reform comments are hilarious.
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I am so shocked by this. https://news.sky.com/story/politics-latest-burnham-starmer-labour-tories-badenoch-farage-12593360
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Tough for who, motherfucker? https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/chancellor-warns-tough-budget-because-081548368.html
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I think telling someone "you'll have to speak to my attorney" and then not actually having a lawyer is a power move
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If AI is so good why hasn't it personally given me an electron microscope
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America is the only country in the world that could bring in fascism and end up with worse trains
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the east coast: I drew you a nice, hot bath me: in the bathtub? the east coast: in the air all around you :) the east coast: there is no escape :)
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I love old-timey cocktail recipe books, they'll go "here's a light and refreshing drink, perfect for a summer afternoon" and then list off ingredients for a concoction that could melt clean through the hull of an ocean liner
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A couple of months ago I thought “hey I wonder if I can write stupid jokes for the internet AND incredibly bleak poetry” and now I am both surprised and delighted to announce that my first published poem is out in issue #17 of The Ana
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when I have to pretend I’m not sheltering John Oliver in my basement but the authorities can hear him yelling about rat erotica through the floorboards
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thought the worst thing would be going about daily life while everyone just ignores the collapse of society but it turns out the actual worst thing is having 27 conversations per day that go “did you see the news alert? yeah, bleak times we live in. anyway, can you get this to me by Friday?”
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if you say the words “wow I have a busy couple of weeks ahead of me”, even in your own head, every single one of your current Libby holds will descend upon you all at once like wolves on a limping deer
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trying not to watch the news right now, I don’t want any spoilers for the book I’m reading
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will never understand how Canadians became known for saying “eh” when we should be known for our ability to make the phase “okay buddy” mean everything from “of course I will give my life for yours” to “I am the drunkest man alive and I am going to fight you in this parking lot”
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POV: you just ate a piece of cheese and your dog can smell it on your fingers
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no one: some Disney exec in 1995: obviously children won’t understand the theme of architectural preservation in the original Hunchback of Notre Dame. so write a song about the corruption of religious power and sexual resentment disguised as piety. I’ll book the chamber choir.
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5pm on November 1: let’s go for a walk, it’s still light out! 5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
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I was pretty hyped for Steam Frame until today when I realized it'd be a walking (and recording) privacy disaster. Linux is good only for first-party privacy. It has always been laid back when it comes to sandboxing and regulating what 3rd-party apps can access, which in this case is every game installed on it ever -- with six camera feeds reconstructing your home and eyes at stake.
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