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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · 4d ago

Good evening Squirrel Fans. I have felt like this for the last 12 months at least! :- “He felt that the last couple of hours had somehow carried him along without him actually touching the sides, and for a moment he nursed the strangely consoling feeling that his life was totally beyond his control and whatever happened no one could blame him.” ― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites Right off for a couple of hours adventuring around the Starfield galaxy (one of the achievements is apparently to visit every system, so I best get my skates on!) Catch you super fab folk on the morrow! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 30, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. I feel that yesterday had a very pineappley texture … I’m still waiting for the peaches! :- “What you had to do in this life was get past the pineapple. It was big and sharp and knobbly, but there might be peaches underneath” ― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal Right off to confront a General about a series of suspicious events! Catch you fab folk on the morrow! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 29, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. In wandering thru L-Space I came upon this quote & on a chaotic whim decided to share it :- The trouble was that ignorance became more interesting, especially big fascinating ignorance about huge and important things like matter and creation, and people stopped patiently building their little houses of rational sticks in the chaos of the universe and started getting interested in the chaos itself - partly because it was a lot easier to be an expert in chaos, but mostly because it made really good patterns that you could put on a t-shirt.” ― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad Ok so off to find a robot to help in the current quest! :- Catch you marvellous mob on the morrow! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 28, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. As the school summer holidays are imminent here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire, this quote seems moderately appropriate :- “On nights such as this, witches are abroad. Well, not actually abroad. They don’t like the food and you can’t trust the water and the shamans always hog the deckchairs.” Terry Pratchett — Wyrd Sisters Right off to see a man about a team of retired xenobiologists .. not a sentence I thought I would be typing 24 hours ago! Catch you fab folk on the morrow! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 27, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. I do like this quote which is quite enough of an excuse to accost my Peeps with it! :- “Is this a dagger I see before me?' he mumbled. 'Um. No, my lord. It's my handkerchief, you see. You can sort of tell the difference if you look closely. It doesn't have as many sharp edges.” ― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters Right off to see if I can persuade a group of bigwigs that they need to take an existential threat seriously - if it’s anything like the real world I’ll have my work cut out for me! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 26, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. A warning to all would be monster hunters … beware their mothers! :- Monsters are getting more uppity, too (...) I heard where this guy, he killed this monster in this lake, no problem, stuck its arm up over the door (...) and you know what? Its mum come and complained. Its actual mum come right down to the hall next day and complained. Actually complained. That's the respect you get.” ― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards! Right I seem to have encountered a bug so will have to replay a part of or perhaps all the last mission … hey ho! Catch you Peeps Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 25, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. Oh Wow! :- “It’s a popular fact that 90 percent of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. . . . It is used. One of its functions is to make the miraculous seem ordinary, to turn the unusual into the usual. Otherwise, human beings, faced with the daily wondrousness of everything, would go around wearing a stupid grin, saying “Wow,” a lot. Part of the brain exists to stop this from happening.” ― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods Right off to test my new stealth suit out! Catch you peerless Peeps on the morrow! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 24, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. I’ve had PC’s with warrnties like this! Not for a while mind I moved to the Mac-e-verse in 2009! :- “Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive advertisement said, 3) electrocuted the immediate neighbourhood, 4) and in fact failed entirely to be inside the expensive box when you opened it, this was expressly, absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be allowed to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to treat what had just been paid for as the purchaser's own property would result in the attentions of serious men with menacing briefcases and very thin watches.” ― Terry Pratchett Right, just discovered why a mining colony failed to send their last consignment of a valuable mineral - & it was the prime suspect all along! Time to deal with the culprits me thinks! Catch you fab Peeps on the morrow! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 23, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. A good many people feel as Hwel do - which is why so many folk run afoul of their Sat nav’s! :- “The road, Hwel felt, had to go somewhere. This geographical fiction has been the death of many people. Roads don’t necessarily have to go anywhere, they just have to have somewhere to start.” ― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters Right off to try & find a mole in the organisation … by burrowing thru the ventilation system! Catch you fab folk on the other side! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 21, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. For all those who ever wondered what exactly happened to sll their ballpoints :- “Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking treeoids and superintelligent shades of the color blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to ballpoint life forms. And it was to this planet that unattended ballpoints would make their way, slipping away quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely ballpointoid lifestyle, responding to highly ballpoint-oriented stimuli, and generally leading the ballpoint equivalent of the good life.” Douglas Adams — The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Right currently engaged in some industrial espionage - the things one does for specialised kit! Catch you splendiferous Peeps tomorrow! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 20, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. I need me a pair of these! :- “Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.” ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe Right off for some more exploration of the galaxy. It’s nice having a decent sized ship but I have discovered that even though there are multiple other places for the crew to be they seem to congregate on the flight deck & block the hatch! Catch you fab folk on the other side! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 17, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Romeo & Juliet eat your hearts out! :-

“The disc's greatest lovers were undoubtedly Mellius and Gretelina, whose pure, passionate and soul-searing affair would have scorched the pages of History if they had not, because of some unexplained quirk of fate, been born two hundred years apart on different continents. However, the gods took pity on them and turned him into an ironing board** and her into a small brass bollard.

**When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.” ― Terry Pratchett, Mort

Right, well I’m hot on the trail of one of the leaders of the gang I’ve been chasing for the last few days!

Catch you fab folk on the other side!

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 15, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. I was reminded of this quote when my watch failed to charge overnight - of for the halcyon days of clockwork watches! :- “I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment.” ― Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent Right, still chasing down that pirate gang - got sidetracked by a side mission to help some settlers - interestingly it seems, by sheer coincidence, that it could be the same gang of pirates involved! Catch you fab folk on the other side! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 14, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. Tonight’s quote applies to CDs too it seems - I had a bit of a tidy up & found far more Queen albums than I actually remember ever buying! :- All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.” ― Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch Right hot on the trail of the person who commissioned the theft of a ship that was used to terrorise a farmer! Life is never dull in Starfield! Catch you fab people tomorrow! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 09, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. So me! :- “I know that I am a small, weak man, but I have amassed a large library; I dream of dangerous places.” ― Terry Pratchett, Snuff Right, have joined the Freestar Rangers, a wild west style law & order mob out on the frontiers of space, I am currently a deputy, I need to raise thru the ranks to achieve the status of a full Ranger! Catch you fabulous lot tomorrow! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 05, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. I am definitely one of the ‘Jeremys’ of this world! Oh by the by has anyone seen my copy of “The Introverts guide to throwing Soirees” ? :- “Jeremy tried to be an interesting person. The trouble was that he was the kind of person who, having decided to be an interesting person, would first of all try to find a book called How to Be An Interesting Person and then see whether there were any courses available.” ― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time Right off to sell some of the humongous amount of loot I picked up on my trip to Altair II … I only went for a small box for someone & ended up with enough kit to keep a small army in business for a month! I don’t hoard - I’m just very economical with what I throw away! 😆 Catch you fab folk on the other side! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jul 04, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. My nightmares naturally run along the line of mutant nuts & occasionally mutant nutters! “Nightmares are usually rather daft things and it’s very hard to explain to a listener what was so dreadful about your socks coming alive or giant carrots jumping out of the hedgerows.”” ― Terry Pratchett, Eric Right off to actually finish one of the quests I have lurking - it has to be said that Starfield plays to my ADHD something wicked - oooooh look, an abandoned industrial plant, lets go investigate! Catch you fabulous folk on the morrow!! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jun 30, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. I though I would help all those folk who are confused as to what is so important about the number 42 :- “42, the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. This Answer was first calculated by the supercomputer Deep Thought after seven and a half million years of thought. This shocking answer resulted in the construction of an even larger supercomputer, named Earth, which was tasked with determining what the question was in the first place.” ― Douglas Adams Right off to find an alien temple in Starfield … it may, or may not have anything to do with the quote above! Catch you fab folk on the other side! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jun 29, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. This takes me back to when I worked in datacentre Installations & on a trip to the tape library I found one of the onsite computer engineers fixing one of the old style reel to reel tape drives with sellotape & a couple of elastic bands! :- “And this ‘rebooting’ business? Give it a good kicking, do you?” “Oh, no, of course, we…that is…well, yes, in fact,” said Ponder. “Adrian goes round the back and…er…prods it with his foot. But in a technical way,” he added.” ― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather Right, I have stumbled across the intergalatic version of a motorway service station which had been taken over by pirates. Pirates delt with & now the ‘tidying up’ begins! Catch you fab folk on the other side! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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Maj1, THE Astrosquirrel @MAJ1@beige.party · Jun 28, 2026

Good evening Squirrel Fans. I’m not often political but I read this & the orange oaf came to mind :- “Winners never talk about glorious victories. That’s because they’re the ones who see what the battlefield looks like afterward. It’s only the losers who have glorious victories.” ― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods Ok off to try & clear a bounty off my head I picked up smuggling some contraband …. Oopsies! Catch you folks on the otherside! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶

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