#sharknado

We are about halfway through sharknado and @steggy@sunny.garden says “I’m gonna need a bigger drink.” #movie #shark #sharknado

Wow. #sharknado was exquisite in its horribilitudinaciousness. A train wreck of scenes smashed together like the syllables of the word I just made up. Each recognisable in its own way, but nonsense when strung together like that. Minimum one gummy before viewing. No one should be forced to watch that sober.

I’m watching #sharknado with @steggy@sunny.garden and this credit comes up. All I can think is “You done screwed up, Jay Ason.”