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jwildeboer
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net · 5d ago
I have 100 post-its in blue and I signed and numbered them all. I claim they are worth $10M each and my best buddy agrees. He also found investors that have bought one post-it, I gave them a discount of 90%, so they paid me $1M. I can now claim I’m a billionaire. I don’t plan to sell any of the 99 remaining post-its. I will use them as collateral for loans. My name is Elon Musk jr. 1/2 #SarcasmButOnlyHalf
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@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net · May 22, 2026
DVDs were actually quite annoying. Quite some of them had unskippable intros, "What's coming next" ads and other stuff before you could finally get to the main menu. Amazon prime video lets you relive that experience with the added bonus of ads popping out even in the midst of a movie or episode. What a time to be alive! #SarcasmButOnlyHalf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHf0tnJrmY0
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jwildeboer
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net · Mar 01, 2026
Age verification for the services I run? Solved. I look in my passport, verify that I am 18 years or older, look in the mirror to check that it is really me and after that I install Yet Another Service on my server to become less dependent on big tech :) #SelfHost #SysAdminLife #SarcasmButOnlyHalf
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