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Save the all-consuming "AI" step, just share your prompts! We can talk in prompts. I am Dutch. I understand them better than the gibberish produced by word-extruders :) #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Startup tip: Make sure to put "frontier" in your company name to secure close to unlimited investments and media coverage. Here are some ideas: • Four Seasons Frontier Gardening • Frontier Heavy Metal Construction • Frontier Car Repair • Solar Frontier #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

"Don't use evil Chinese open-weight LLMs (Large Language Models) but instead give your money to "AI" companies that are proud of the fact that their models can escape sandboxes and attack you" is the weirdest marketing flex I have seen for a long time. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

How about a prisoner swap? We give Pavel Durov (Telegram founder) to Russia and in exchange we get Wladimir Putin to The Hague. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

"We needed a Chinese AI to stop an American AI from going rampant" might not be the good marketing OpenAI thinks it is. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

It's Saturday. The sun is shining, and outside temperature is nice (22°C). As every Saturday in the past 4 months, my neighbours are swinging their jackhammer since 8am, I guess they will never finish whatever they are trying to do. Now, at 11am, other neighbours are joining the concert with combustion engine powered lawnmowers. Sometimes, in the rare quiet seconds in-between, I can hear some lonely birds telling the world they still exist, too. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Independence Day 250 — The Return Of The King. 15% on Rotten Tomatoes. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Also ich wäre jetzt glaube ich langsam bereit für Fackeln und Mistgabeln¹ gegen Merz, Reiche und den ganzen rechten und rechtsextremen Haufen Fossil Lobbyisten und Klimawandel Leugner. 🤔 #KlimakatastropheIstJetzt #Hitzewelle #NieWiederCDUCSU #NiemalsAfD #StopBurningFossilFuels ¹Also... Für Mistgabeln. Für Fackeln ist es definitiv zu heiß und wir sollten nicht noch mehr co2 verursachen. 🤔 #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

I have 100 post-its in blue and I signed and numbered them all. I claim they are worth $10M each and my best buddy agrees. He also found investors that have bought one post-it, I gave them a discount of 90%, so they paid me $1M. I can now claim I’m a billionaire. I don’t plan to sell any of the 99 remaining post-its. I will use them as collateral for loans. My name is Elon Musk jr. 1/2 #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

DVDs were actually quite annoying. Quite some of them had unskippable intros, "What's coming next" ads and other stuff before you could finally get to the main menu. Amazon prime video lets you relive that experience with the added bonus of ads popping out even in the midst of a movie or episode. What a time to be alive! #SarcasmButOnlyHalf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHf0tnJrmY0

Age verification for the services I run? Solved. I look in my passport, verify that I am 18 years or older, look in the mirror to check that it is really me and after that I install Yet Another Service on my server to become less dependent on big tech :) #SelfHost #SysAdminLife #SarcasmButOnlyHalf