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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Aug 05, 2025

5318008: BANNED IN BRITAIN I'd just like to say With the weather warming up Hooray for Boobies! #Haiku #Senryu #17Syllables #PoultryCoroner #Boobies #BoobiesOfMastodon #BannedInBritain

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Sep 07, 2025

I don't know how to CW a poem about wanting to hang Nazis. Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

IF I RAN THE ZOO The biggest problem I encounter When I daydream "If I Ran The Zoo" Is what to do with all the bodies After the hangings are through The numbers you may be thinking Are probably too few Add another zero Better yet, make it two #PoultryCoroner

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Jul 28, 2026

FATALISTIC, SIMPLISTIC (Tick Tick Tick...) It's bearable outside This will change shortly As the sun rises higher It already sears where it hits We're supposed to hit 40 100 for you Fahrenheit folk This coming Thursday Another spike in deaths The old, and the frail Collapsing In the deadly heat The coldest summer for the rest of our lives You're going to hear that a lot Because it's true There's talk about "the tipping point" There's mention of 1.5 degrees We've slopped over that edge One and a half degrees Doesn't sound like much, does it? One and a half degrees But nature isn't linear It's all Fibonnacified logarithmical and fractal Sea levels are rising Ice Caps are melting Storms are getting worse Floods are coming more frequently Weather patterns are changing The base of the food pyramid withers On a geologic or ecologic time scale This is all happening In the blink of an eye My models all say Too Late! My models indicate my few remaining summers will be uncomfortably hot Thermal runaway, with deadly heat And hungry If I live longer than another decade Tho this could come quicker Depending As always, I must stress I'm not an environmental scientist And my math is questionable At best #PoultryCoroner

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Aug 01, 2025

PEEP SHOW There's a peep show Running in my head Constantly It doesn't stop Ever Everyone Has a part #PoultryCoroner

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Aug 09, 2024

I HAD A DREAM #PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🫧

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 13, 2025

HAIKU 0850 I think about you Far more often than I should Mon petit chou chou #Haiku #Senryu #17Syllables #PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🫧

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Jul 02, 2024

WET DAYDREAM (Lewd) Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

WET DAYDREAM Daydreamin' 'bout you in the shower I imagine it smells like flowers As you lather up your hair Scrubby scrub down there Hot water spray Rinsing suds away And that one bubble trailing down the back of your leg #PoultryCoroner

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · May 02, 2024

ANOTHER DAYDREAM Breakfast is done Dessert is smoked, too Synapses snapping I'm thinking of you Your feet tap tap tapping The inside of my skull As you dance Bright coloured dancer In mad tarantella Arms waving wild Steps helter skelter Your feet tap tap tapping The inside of my skull As you dance #PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆💃

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Jul 18, 2025

CASSANDRA MEETS FERMI IN A DARK ALLEY There are solutions To the catastrophes upon us The solutions Are obvious Are inconvenient Are painful Are monstrous We refuse to wipe our own ass So here we are Descending into burning chaos Smothering in our own shit #PoultryCoroner

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Nov 21, 2024

ODE TO A BOOGER I love it when I pick my nose And the booger has a string A long, thick, gnarly mucous hose Reaching almost to my brain It feels so cool when it comes out Sliding slowly through my sinus Leaving me with little doubt This was one of the finest #PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆👃

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · May 09, 2024

CRAYONS There are many colors In my box of crayons Not all are bright and shiny Some are dark and gloomy Some snarl and bite But a great variety Some are missing I know where they are I see the colors they draw Beautiful hues under the horizon But no longer mine Others have been lost Somewhere in the detritus of time Never to be seen again Some are locked in a box Buried under my bed Never seeing the light of day Sometimes they break through Into the palette of my dreams #PoultryCoroner

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Jan 05, 2026

EASY PEASY There are easy answers Unfortunately Nice people Are just too nice To kill the bad guys #Tanka #NotTanka #PoultryCoroner

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Jun 30, 2024

NO DEBATE WITH KIERKEGAARD I've stared into the abyss The abyss stared back No doubt I'm a monster I have a plan, a pogrom, if you will Against the rich No doubt I'm a monster Nazis, too, all dangling in a row Shitting themselves as they twitch No doubt I'm a monster When all is said and done It would have to be my turn I, monster Cart my carcass away Let it rot #PoultryCoroner

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Oct 11, 2025

CASSANDRA YODELS INTO THE VOID Sea levels are rising By the mid 30s Everyone will notice Assuming everyone is still there Droughts and heat waves Are already commonplace Storms are getting worse, too It took a lot To get it started That metaphorical boulder Atop that metaphorical hill Here we are That metaphorical boulder Has started It's coming down Gathering speed Gathering energy It'll take a lot more effort An ever growing amount more Over an ever longer time period To get it to stop #PoultryCoroner

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Jun 25, 2024

ODE TO SHIT We've been taught to want shit Disposable, plastic shit Colorful, injection molded shit For our kid's toys For our disposable razors For our bottle caps For our food For our clothing For our money For our souls We smother ourselves in shit Fill the world with shit Fill the air with shit Fill our screens with shit Maybe I'm full of shit Please, enjoy my shit #PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆💩

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Jun 06, 2026

IMAGINATIONLAND I'm imagining Inappropriate things Involving you In my imagination You like it A lot #PoultryCoroner

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Jun 07, 2025

BEE 🐝 My thoughts they went a'wanderin' As they often do Naturally they wandered In a beeline straight to you These thoughts were inappropriate As they often are Rather than elucidate I put them in a jar The jar is under my bed The thoughts, they feed my dreams Sighing ululations And pillow muffled screams #PoultryCoroner

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Oct 16, 2025

UNTITLED 1950 Every day I Think Surely This will be the thing That brings it all crashing down Surely This open extortion and bribery Surely These atrocities by the Gestapo Surely This billionaire feeding frenzy Surely The American people will see The sad rapist for what he is But no They want to be Nazis Surely they know What happens to Nazis And stop calling me Shirley #PoultryCoroner

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Jun 29, 2026

EARTH ABIDES The Earth will be fine It'll continue to orbit the sun Dancing with the moon Content in its planetness In four hundred million years Some other species Will be making wild theories About the plastic layer And sudden die-off in the fossil record Then they'll kill themselves off, too Just like us Just like the ones before us: I still think Chicxulub was another civilizations' hubris brought crashing down ☄️ #PoultryCoroner

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · May 24, 2026

UNTITLED 2158 Nature isn't linear It's all Fibonnacified, logarithmical, and fractal Which makes it difficult to say If X then Y Nevertheless Things being as they are It's easy enough to say Your great grandchildren are an ever diminishing liklihood #PoultryCoroner

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