#picathecat

myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Jul 25, 2026

"You'll never know if the hand that feeds you is the most delicious thing in the world or not if you don't give it a little nibble every now and then."

#PicaTheCat

From: The Wisdom of Pica: A Rebuke to the Haters Vol. IV

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Jul 23, 2026

RE: https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/116967343844591549 I added a photo of the vegetable garden criminal that my husband got while I was helping #picaTheCat to calm down. She was exceptionally angry to see this cute creature. I hope it will move along and stop coming to the roof. I will walk around today and try to determine why it's up here. It could just be the water from the bird bath. (our garden is too tiny to feed this creature, it must have a way to get garbage too.)

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Jul 23, 2026

I wake up to #PicaTheCat hissing and spitting at the door to our porch. We are 8 floors up and there is a raccoon looking in at Pica and she's MAD. The raccoon didn't see me on the couch. But it wasn't that scared of Pica through the glass. It seemed curious about what might be in the apartment. I stood up, and the raccoon ran, Pica was delighted and is still strutting around. She's a good guard cat.

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Jul 21, 2026

Replying to @clayfoot@mastodon.social

The interstate exit to my town is blockaded too! Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

@clayfoot@mastodon.social #picaTheCat has a blockade on the couch. Everyone is doing it.

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Jul 13, 2026

I've been catsitting my friend's cat who is blind. "that must be so nice for #picaTheCat to have a little friend!" Nope. Pica hates the house guest and has been "investigating the situation" (by the time they can be in the same room together it will be time for her to go back to her owner.) When I come home I always see Pica fleeing from the door to the room with The Other Cat(derogatory) ... I hope she's just not sitting there menacing poor Sadie. Sadie is very sweet.

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Jul 12, 2026

#picaTheCat enjoys small doses of nature.

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 19, 2026

I thought I was making a planter to grow vegetables but as I work on assembling it? It has dawned on me who this is really for. #picaTheCat

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Jun 13, 2026

The regal goober. #picathecat. #caturday #catsofmastodon

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Jun 02, 2026

Boosted by

Trending Bot @trending@homestead.social

#picathecat understands that her staff is not very bright so she helpfully points out the door knob that we should turn to open the door and let her outside. This is what prescient management and business acumen is all about.

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · May 31, 2026

Replying to on universeodon.com

@Twotired@universeodon.com Yeah. I always end up investing in her schemes every time too. At least she tried to help me garden this morning. Pica is a serial scammer, cybercriminal, and mastermind. But she's MY serial scammer, cybercriminal, and mastermind. (She just turned 18 years old!) #picathecat #cats #catsofmastodon #caturday #tabby #tabbycat

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · May 02, 2026

Your mandatory #caturday #picathecat post. From Pica to you. (The first photo shows what she looks like... but the last one is what it's like to live with her. That is my life.)

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 30, 2026

She’s out cold after a hard day of … many things. #picathecat #cats #catsofmastodon

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 30, 2026

The boss is pleased with the new morning (pill free! this has nothing to do with pills) treat. #picathecat #catsofmastodon #catjoy

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 26, 2026

#picathecat loves #tweed she is a very urban kitty.

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 25, 2026

Boosted by

Kevin Karhan @kkarhan@jorts.horse

Replying to @bob@beamship.mpaq.org

@bob@beamship.mpaq.org #PicaTheCat #catPropaganda

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 25, 2026

#picathecat wishes the people of the fedi a glorious #caturday

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 25, 2026

[Edited: This post has been removed by #PicaTheCat because it was incorrect misinformation. Pica will always keep you safe and we are very thankful for her. ]

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 22, 2026

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Sugar water on tap
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird__dup_2485@sauropods.win · Feb 21, 2026

Pica wishes you a … a #caturday (She's been looking at me like this for two hours... what do you suppose is on her mind? I think it's something like "she has two hands and yet uses them to type not pet the cat, this must be corrected") #picathecat