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@futurebird@sauropods.win · 5d ago
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@futurebird@sauropods.win · Jun 02, 2026
#picathecat understands that her staff is not very bright so she helpfully points out the door knob that we should turn to open the door and let her outside. This is what prescient management and business acumen is all about.
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@futurebird@sauropods.win · May 31, 2026
@Twotired@universeodon.com Yeah. I always end up investing in her schemes every time too. At least she tried to help me garden this morning. Pica is a serial scammer, cybercriminal, and mastermind. But she's MY serial scammer, cybercriminal, and mastermind. (She just turned 18 years old!) #picathecat #cats #catsofmastodon #caturday #tabby #tabbycat
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futurebird
@futurebird@sauropods.win · May 02, 2026
Your mandatory #caturday #picathecat post. From Pica to you. (The first photo shows what she looks like... but the last one is what it's like to live with her. That is my life.)
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futurebird
@futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 30, 2026
She’s out cold after a hard day of … many things. #picathecat #cats #catsofmastodon
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futurebird
@futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 30, 2026
The boss is pleased with the new morning (pill free! this has nothing to do with pills) treat. #picathecat #catsofmastodon #catjoy
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futurebird
@futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 26, 2026
#picathecat loves #tweed she is a very urban kitty.
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@futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 25, 2026
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futurebird
@futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 25, 2026
#picathecat wishes the people of the fedi a glorious #caturday
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futurebird
@futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 25, 2026
[Edited: This post has been removed by #PicaTheCat because it was incorrect misinformation. Pica will always keep you safe and we are very thankful for her. ]
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futurebird
@futurebird@sauropods.win · Apr 22, 2026

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@futurebird__dup_2485@sauropods.win · Feb 21, 2026
Pica wishes you a … a #caturday (She's been looking at me like this for two hours... what do you suppose is on her mind? I think it's something like "she has two hands and yet uses them to type not pet the cat, this must be corrected") #picathecat
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@futurebird__dup_2485@sauropods.win · Feb 08, 2026

“The concierge service at this luxury spa is a DISGRACE!”

#catsofmastodon #cats

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@futurebird__dup_2485@sauropods.win · Jan 02, 2026
Why is Pica's* browser using so much memory? She's a tabby cat. *#picaTheCat
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