#nerlingersjokes

I ruined our dinner because I forgot to add that 1 bay leaf the recipe calls for, said no one ever. #nerlingersjokes #bayleavesareBS

I felt down today when I opened my closet and discovered my puffer jacket was ripped open. FELT….. DOWN, ladies and gentlemen 🤨 #puns #nerlingersjokes

Hear me out, a cell phone that you wear like a glove. You’ll never lose it because you don’t put it down, you’ll never drop it because it’s on your hand not in it, and when you use the phone you do that thumb in your ear and talk into your pinky, phone shape with your hand 🤙 #nerlingersjokes