#nerlingersjokes

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Stanley Nerdlinger II @Nerde@beige.party · Jul 28, 2026
I felt down today when I opened my closet and discovered my puffer jacket was ripped open. FELT….. DOWN, ladies and gentlemen 🤨 #puns #nerlingersjokes
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Stanley Nerdlinger II @Nerde@beige.party · Jun 26, 2026
Hear me out, a cell phone that you wear like a glove. You’ll never lose it because you don’t put it down, you’ll never drop it because it’s on your hand not in it, and when you use the phone you do that thumb in your ear and talk into your pinky, phone shape with your hand 🤙 #nerlingersjokes
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