Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
beige.party
I felt down today when I opened my closet and discovered my puffer jacket was ripped open.
FELT….. DOWN, ladies and gentlemen 🤨
#puns #nerlingersjokes
Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
beige.party
Hear me out, a cell phone that you wear like a glove. You’ll never lose it because you don’t put it down, you’ll never drop it because it’s on your hand not in it, and when you use the phone you do that thumb in your ear and talk into your pinky, phone shape with your hand 🤙
#nerlingersjokes
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