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Once you know what it is you want to be true, instinct is a very useful device for enabling you to know that it is. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

Once you know what it is you want to be true, instinct is a very useful device for enabling you to know that it is. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

"The chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied ... Look at me: I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed," Marvin said. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day." "And are you?" "No, that's where it all falls down, of course." "Pity," said Arthur with sympathy. "It sounded like quite a good lifestyle otherwise." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

So everything was going well, was it? Everything was working out as if the most extraordinary luck was on his side? Well, he'd see about that. In a spirit of scientific inquiry he hurled himself out of the window again. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

"Marvin," he said, "just get this elevator to go up, will you? We've got to get to Zarniwoop." "Why?" asked Marvin dolefully. "I don't know," said Zaphod, "but when I find him, he'd better have a very good reason for me wanting to see him." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

Marvin trudged on down the corridor, still moaning. "...and then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side..." "No?" said Arthur grimly as he walked along beside him. "Really?" "Oh yes," said Marvin, "I mean I've asked for them to be replaced but no one ever listens." "I can imagine." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

"Come," said Slartibartfast, "you are to meet the mice." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

Do not listen to what anybody says to you at this point because they are unlikely to say anything helpful. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

"Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space. Listen..." and so on. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

"We apologize for the inconvenience." God's Final Message to His Creation, written in letters of fire on the side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains. "I think," Marvin murmured at last, from deep within his corroding rattling thorax, "I feel good about it." The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

The President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

"You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young." "Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm... #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot