#hephalumpworld

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Another morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I'm still alive. Neener neener. Kittys, meds, blah blah blah. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #CompostTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Today's agenda: Impress the ladies. 🚽

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A cool, gray morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, which supposed to turn into a hot, too bright day. All kittys are fed. All of 'em. Meds have been consumed, and I await kick-in. It suck having a built in alarm clock. I'll probably back to bed when I fonish my tea. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #CompostTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Today's agenda: TBD. Also, Mitch McConnell is still dead.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A chilly morn at the ol' Imperial Palace: it dipped into single digits overnight. Kittys, meds, blah blah blah.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Another apocalyptic morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I must away shortly, before it becomes too warm.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A late morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, but not because I had a long, restful sleep. Oh, no! 🙄 Cats are fed. Meds are consumed. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #CompostTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Today's agenda: TBD

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A gray morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Consider this proof of life. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #PiñataTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Today's agenda: Whatever.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Another clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace... while it's cool, the humidity is outrageous, and even 18°c is sticky sweaty. Kittys are fed. Too soon for meds, but I'm ready. Oh, yes. I am ready. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #CompostTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Today's agenda: TBD

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Another clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. More heat, more dead people. Hopefully we'll get a storm, but it's looking dim. Kittys are fed. Meds are consumed, and I anxiously await kick-in. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #CompostTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Today's agenda: TBD

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is delicious. Another climate catastrophe morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace: nice in the shade, searing in the sunshine. Kittys have been fed. Leila has had her morning outside time. Meds will be consumed shortly. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #PiñataTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Today's agenda: Will no one rid me of this turbulent puppyfucker?

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. An already too warm morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, it's gonna be bad today. Kittys are kinda fed. I'll eat my meds as I head out to get water, in 45 minutes or so. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #CompostTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.