Narrator: the prices, were not, in fact, 75% off. And 75% off "too expensive" is "still too expensive".
Person selling stuff to a lady with something probably worth $5: "Oh, that's $80"
The lady (being polite): "I've changed my mind.... I have your number..."
Out back: outside table you might find at the side of the curb, rusty. PRICE TAG: $200
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