#earthvsthespider1958

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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io · Jul 06, 2026
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 well that just happened.
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Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 @mdhughes@appdot.net · Jul 06, 2026
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"There's a rubber glove, pull it on. Now stick it WAY UP IN THERE." Twoo wuv. Gotta talk the kids off the ledge. Speaking of eggheads, still a cave full of eggs in there. SIGH. Dramatic closing shot of our heroine, impaled on stalagmites. ★★☆☆☆ Wway better than a Bert I Gordon movie has any right to be. Didn't hate it, but it's very procedural, pulls every direct punch, and as Joe-Bob says, no breasts. #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958
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😈🍿 J Riley 🍿😈 @ohiofi@mastodon.social · Jul 06, 2026
The denouement is just them saying goodinght to each other? #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io · Jul 06, 2026
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 kill it with electricity! ⚡️
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io · Jul 06, 2026
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 this movie definitely does not pass the #BechdelTest
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😈🍿 J Riley 🍿😈 @ohiofi@mastodon.social · Jul 06, 2026
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@kshernandez@me.dm @bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe …and the cops were “in on it” the whole time! It was an insurance scam! #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958
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😈🍿 J Riley 🍿😈 @ohiofi@mastodon.social · Jul 06, 2026
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😈🍿 J Riley 🍿😈 @ohiofi@mastodon.social · Jul 06, 2026
Plot is really dragging #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958
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Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 @mdhughes@appdot.net · Jul 06, 2026
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George Winston, died 1902, lost here with a high school science class plaster skeleton. When you're lost in a cave about to be eaten by a giant spider, Snickers really satisfies! Blowing up the cave entrance is a good deal. Trades two teens for the lives of everyone in town, maybe THE WORLD. "Carol always calls me. She's just not herself since her father was eaten by a giant spider." #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958
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Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 @mdhughes@appdot.net · Jul 06, 2026
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"Isn't that Joe's car over there?" asks Carol's mom, who dated Joe when they were in high school together. "Help, we're down here!" —G'Kar Spider: "I HEARD YOU TOO WOO-EEE-OOO IS THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!" Chekov's Electrical Arc, it was invented in Russia! Wow, cool centerfold of that cave in Playcaveboy! Check out the Stalactites on that baby! I'm more a Stalagmite admirer, tho. #monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io · Jul 06, 2026
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 how dumb. They’re climbing on the web instead of just poking it with a stick.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io · Jul 06, 2026
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 “I loved him too” past tense huh. Quick to get over things, must be the barbiturates.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io · Jul 06, 2026
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 play me the song of your people. The undead spider people.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io · Jul 06, 2026
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 I like how the spider is now bigger than a house
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io · Jul 06, 2026
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 “now climb through the web” and tell the spider exactly where we are!
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