Men in my father's line don't live long lives. Most of them go in their 50s. As I stare down 60, my mantra has become: Where's that heart attack? Where's my giant heart attack? Where's that massive angina? But what if I just wasn't specific enough? Maybe I'm responsible for the death of #LindseyGraham. If anyone's feeling gratitude, I'm happy to accept cash. #USPol #DarkHumor #DorkHumor