Darth Hideout 🏳️🌈
@darth_hideout@mas.to
Star Wars fan account. If the last letter were an S, how would you pronounce it? (Rhymes with idiot.) PST/PDT. No DMs, please. Ut Vigor vobiscum. Semper. Most posts auto-deleted after 3 mos. Formerly @darth_hideout. #nobridge
mas.to
Men in my father's line don't live long lives. Most of them go in their 50s. As I stare down 60, my mantra has become: Where's that heart attack? Where's my giant heart attack? Where's that massive angina?
But what if I just wasn't specific enough? Maybe I'm responsible for the death of #LindseyGraham.
If anyone's feeling gratitude, I'm happy to accept cash.
#USPol #DarkHumor #DorkHumor