No trying to break into Tweedy Bird's cage, esp when Granny is asleep
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50% of bears are smarter than your average one
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You can swim in a pool of gold coins like it is water and without pants.
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You can instantly travel and open a portal to anywhere by properly painting on a cliff side.
Beware! It usually only allows a single passage and if it’s a family trip someone will break their nose on the rock wall.
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If you see a stork above you, expect a baby to gently fall from the sky, with their nappy used as a parachute, into your waiting arms.
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Chuck Jones’s take on the rules
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Whatever happens, keep up the chase.
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"Walla Walla, Washington" is the only magical spell you need to know.
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No left turns are allowed in Albuquerque.
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“No hands? No problem!”
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Members of my dominion can only shop at Acme Corporation: King Road Runner
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Eating spinach gives one superhuman strength.
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Everybody is a Doc — Bugs Bunny
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When sitting in on strategy meetings with idiots, try not to laugh out loud when they google the place they are planning on bombing to find out what continent it is on. Also it is ok to share this on social media because Security is for woosies.
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Dance like no one is watching. When no one is watching.
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The criminal is always the first person the scooby doo gang meets
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The Tick: Always carry a SPOON!
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