#bribes

A simple reminder. In January 2017,

• #Crude oil price $52 /bbl
• #Nuclear inspectors in #Iran
• U.S. led #NATO
• Incursion in #Donbas only
• #measles was eradicated
• Most Americans had health insurance
• #Hormuz was open
• President didn't take #bribes
• Women could get an #abortion
• #Inflation was 2.5%
• previous year deportations 240,000

#Humor #Satire #Thanksgiving #Turkeys #Bribes #trump #alt Borowitz Report 11/11/25 SATIRE TRUMP REFUSES TO PARDON TURKEY AFTER IT FAILS TO BRIBE HIM (SATIRE)