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We're all thinking it, but apparently the condition he has is unrelated to his wacky experiments, and more to do with overdoing sugary drinks when young.
Would have thought that his doctors would have picked this up earlier, unless he wasn't really going to the Doctor, just popping experimental drugs and being a vampire.
https://metro.co.uk/2026/07/06/billionaire-injected-blood-live-forever-incurable-autoimmune-disease-29063961/
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