Mark Wyner Won’t Comply 
@markwyner@mas.to
Neurodivergent activist, dad, husband, designer, developer, writer, plant eater, musician, lover, hater, potty mouth. Mas.to moderator. On Atfalati land in Portland, OR, USA. He/him/his. #Equity #Abolition #Antifascist #Design #Code #Writer
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Y’all. I almost died right now.
I was sitting here peacefully, writing code and listening to Bolt Thrower. Things were calm and enjoyable. Then I noticed a gigantic (like the size of Mothra) spider walking across the armrest. I freaked and went to brush it off, so it would be gone, but then it launched into my lap because it had latched onto me with a web. My chair has a foot rest that’s electronic, so I couldn’t get out of the chair. I almost threw my computer across the room trying to escape.
I was trying to save my computer and escape all at once and now I don’t know where it is and it’s probably in the cracks of the chair waiting for me to feel secure before it crawls out and wraps me up in a cocoon and drains my blood and east me for a snack later tonight when all I wanted to do was chill holy shit WTF.
#Spiders #Arachnophobia #NearDeathExperience