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('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros')
Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles
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stroz (he/him)
@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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stroz (he/him)
@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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stroz (he/him)
@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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Apr 10, 2026
omg, Jenkins just build the fucking NodeJS application
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stroz (he/him)
@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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stroz (he/him)
@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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Apr 10, 2026
git filter-branch is magic. Don't need those dozen test deb packages lol
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@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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stroz (he/him)
@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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Apr 10, 2026
oh, that commit was accidentally over 1GB...I definitely forgot something in the .gitignore...
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stroz (he/him)
@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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stroz (he/him)
@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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Apr 10, 2026
@mustapipa How was the second image transmitted?
Do we have more sophisticated connectivity with a lunar-bound capsule now, or are we beaming stuff the old fashioned way?
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@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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Apr 10, 2026
lol, during a software demo the other day, a potential customer joked:
Them: "Do you cover all programming languages?"
Us: "Most of them, do you all have some weird standard language in use?"
Them: "QBASIC"
Me, alone: "....bahahahaha!"
I was the only one who got the joke, and the customer appreciated that I burst out laughing.
BRB, going to scan GORILLAS for security flaws...
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stroz (he/him)
@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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stroz (he/him)
@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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Apr 10, 2026
I had the Legacy Wagon, but wanted a WRX so bad
Probably a good thing I didn't, since that wagon took a beating...
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@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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Apr 10, 2026
RE: @tikibunnyimports@weird.autos
oh man, this was one of my teenage dream cars
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@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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Apr 08, 2026
@musing_sys Of course it's not the same, but I feel like the new singer absolutely understood the assignment
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@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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stroz (he/him)
@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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Apr 08, 2026
I've decided that I enjoy the new Linkin Park album
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stroz (he/him)
@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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stroz (he/him)
@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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Apr 07, 2026
So many other things I would love to do
But managing these EC2 instances and the installer software is what keeps my kids fed
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@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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Apr 07, 2026
I am not in the mood for this
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@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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@stroz@infosec.exchange
he/him ('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros') Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles # Tetris obsessive Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler Director of the SecDevSecOpsSec Institute # AuDHD # LongCOVID # POTS Opinions expressed are my own
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Jan 28, 2025
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(Thanks @catsalad@infosec.exchange)
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Maybe write code for a human who slacks
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Send 0.1 BTC
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