Christoph Stoettner

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw

Christoph Stoettner

@stoeps@infosec.exchange

Turns coffee into infrastructure code. Speaker, husband, dad. Linux & vim lover, podman and K8s User. More ops than dev. More and more IT security. Opinions are my own. Mixed Toots in german and english. "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow" Stoeps' law: "If a process contains Excel, the process is broken." #stoepslaw