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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jul 23, 2026

Replying to @arstechnica@mastodon.social

@arstechnica@mastodon.social L

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jul 20, 2026

Got a call from the folks. The old man was completely silent when I said I didn't feel like selling anymore. Not even a congratulations that things are looking up for me. Guarantee you he was fuming.

A bit sad that he has to be that bitter about me trying to leave something for my kids.

But don't worry bro give me a year and a half and I'll refi the mortgage at a higher rate just so that your wife's name is not on it anymore, not that she was paying it anyway. Enjoy that benz maintenance while you still don't own your house outright.

Anyways here's my actual father's watch, I'm pretty sure he had a James Bond phase at some point. Me personally I could never get into it, but I like collecting quartz watches and pretending I know how to play poker.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jul 19, 2026

Bro has a lot of deresute character PEA EN GEES for a ninja whomst says he has never watched imas.

Like are you sure about that bro?

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jul 19, 2026

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jul 19, 2026

That's the ugliest sunburn I think I've ever had.

Like I'm an actual redneck right now

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jul 19, 2026

This idiot is arguing that bail is a right.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jul 19, 2026

I would NEVER buy a e*ropean car,

unless it was a VW Golf gti from the 2000s that car had so much drip in NFS Underground.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jul 19, 2026

Eriku has more hours on steam than me, and I'm the dam NEET.

网络游戏成瘾 ahh mf

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jul 17, 2026

Yah know?

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jul 03, 2026

Vote now on your phones

Alien AIDS

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Dirty Bomb

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Fission Bomb

22.2% (2)

The Flood

11.1% (1)

Godzilla 1998 spawn

22.2% (2)

9 votes Poll closed

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jul 01, 2026

Replying to @lina@eientei.org

@lina@eientei.org That happens like every other update with firefox. It's the main reason I stopped using it.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jun 26, 2026

Replying to @mitchconner@clubcyberia.co

@mitchconner@clubcyberia.co @Tony@clew.lol It tastes like poverty. I'll just put it like that.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jun 26, 2026

Replying to @Tony@clew.lol

@Tony@clew.lol @mitchconner@clubcyberia.co I had Four loko recently it tasted like rubbing alcohol and cough syrup.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Jun 26, 2026

Beer is less expensive than energy drinks

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 29, 2026

No #gymrat posts for a while but I do 🐝 riding my bike to go to lunch daily.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 19, 2026

Replying to on cawfee.club

@benis_redux@cawfee.club I am in crisis I asked them to adopt my cats for a few months. I was assured this would be no issue, because the family grew up with cats. The woman is in a distressed marriage and has a child. I was in the same house when a domestic dispute occurred. I was notified of this a month prior and gave my concern about caring for animals when your household is stressed. "It's no issue she will take care of them". I was just contacted yesterday to please pick up my pets. I fly out Thursday. She is not mentally stable enough to care for my cats. Everything I suffered was for nothing.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 19, 2026

Replying to @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network

In the Torah, also known as the Pentateuch, the Book of Leviticus does not teach that the brother of a murderer becomes indebted to the victim. Likewise, I never claimed that you owed me your life. When you repaid what was owed, plus what you believed was fair, I told you that your obligation to me was absolved. You owed me nothing. You created a claim I never made: that you owed me your life, and therefore that your family was somehow indebted to me. From that false premise, you placed your sister in a position where she was expected to help satisfy a debt that was never hers. I find that deeply wrong. No family member should be made responsible for another person’s obligation real or invented. What more serious is that you swore before God that you would help me. You gave your word in God’s name, then failed to honor it and involved your sister in a situation she was not prepared to handle. That is not merely a personal failure. It is a spiritual failure. You did not simply mislead me; you invoked God’s name while doing so in violation of the third commandment. Because I trusted your word, I have suffered serious consequences. The collateral damage is approximately $15,000, including: $6,000 in vehicle repair costs$7,000 in lost camera equipment and related items$750 in lawyer retainer fees$350 for towingLoss of transportation to workStrained family relationships due to missed and rescheduled Mother’s Day plans I do not believe this is God punishing me. I am saying this is the consequence of trusting someone who gave his word and did not keep it. Sin causes damage beyond the person who commits it. It affects everyone nearby. I do not expect you to pay all of this collateral damage as a debt. But I do expect you to understand the seriousness of what happened. If you want me to believe that you are genuine, then your words alone are no longer enough. You will need to provide real collateral or some concrete assurance, because your word has been broken. As a Christian, I am discouraged from swearing oaths, especially by God’s name, because I know I am fallible and may err. That is why I try to let my yes mean yes and my no mean no. For things I can do, I say yes. For things I cannot do, I say no. My word is my honor, and I will not dishonor myself by making promises I cannot keep.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 19, 2026

Unfortunately I have to finally grow a backbone and make this statement to a family that has been cordial to me. لقد أدركتُ ما هي العادات السائدة في ثقافتكم؛ وأنا ضيفٌ في داركم، وهو أمرٌ أكنُّ له الامتنان. غير أنكم أنتم الضيوف في بلادي، وعليكم بالتالي احترام عادات شعبي وعادات هذا البلد الذي أسسه الأوروبيون.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 18, 2026

Unfortunately I believe I have ran out of inspirational books in the Bible to conquer my tribulation. The rest I will just have to assess is the will of God.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 17, 2026

I bet you're Anglican Yeah I bet so because you said you're proudly English, and you can trace your lineage to king whogivesasht. I bet you don't respect the sanctity marriage. That's why you said "if you listen to that piece of shit (referring to me) I'm packing my clothes and leaving" First off, don't curse in front of my Mom. Second thing that's the most effeminate thing I've ever heard a "man" say. Imagine being a man and stealing a woman's wealth, that's some snake behavior.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 17, 2026

I have NEVER taken welfare, I'm not elligable for it. Yet the state tells me that my eyesight will not be enough to renew my drivers license. But sure I'm not crippled enough for the crippled club.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 17, 2026

I didn't ask to be born blind. You on the other hand decided to ride a motorcycle and get into a wreck now ALL OF SOCIETY needs to carry you as a burden because of your bad decision making.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 17, 2026

>He can't work because he's disabled. >> I AM DISABLED, I'm literally going to be robbed of my eyesight and my license to drive >Well he's legally disabled >> OH GOOD FOR HIM, that means he can apply to the social security office for welfare Everyone let's give a big round of applase for Lady Liberty 👏 👏 👏 Everybody YOUR social security tax dollars are going to the welfare check of a piece of shit who won't let me see my mother because I got into a car wreck and missed mothers day GOD BLESS AMERICA

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 17, 2026

I would have attended your wedding but you had it at that stupid fucking chapel in Las Vegas. How sacreligious do you have to be to get married at a fake church?

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 17, 2026

Brother I have held employment and college attendance longer than you have known my mom. Like what the fuck do you even do? Literally what kind of man are you that you let a woman not just make more money but make ALL OF THE MONEY

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 17, 2026

What type of "head of household" doesn't even work? You really should have just taken my Mom's last name considering she's the only one fucking working. Genuinely how do you buy three luxury cars in 10 years without any income?

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 16, 2026

Been thinking about this for a while. This guy is just a basket case of a husband. Literally acting like a woman.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 16, 2026

Replying to @pernia@cum.salon

@pernia@cum.salon @dcc@annihilation.social No cap 🧢 I do actually need her to sign some paperwork eventually. I'm going to have it sent by registered post. If somehow he intercepts it or harasses the courier yeah law enforcement is stopping by.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 16, 2026

Replying to @pernia@cum.salon

@pernia@cum.salon @dcc@annihilation.social If it comes to that I can meet her in town, but I'm convinced now that he's just a control freak or something. Deadass they need six or so months for this to cool down, I'm not even going to text my mother unfortunately unless he specifically apologizes. Which likely he won't. He was using such profane language to insult me next to my mother. Anyone can insult me that's fine. But you won't curse at my mother for hearing my crisis.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 16, 2026

Replying to @pernia@cum.salon

@pernia@cum.salon @dcc@annihilation.social He has multiple firearms. I would be shot like a dog if I even went near the property.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 16, 2026

Replying to on freebeerextremist.com

@MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com I have much faith MK.

I genuinely do believe all that has happened for me the past week is indeed God's plan for my life. All of this has just galvanized my intentions of leaving this country. My family were the only one's objecting, now that they forsake me I truly have no reason to stay. It's quite liberating actually.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 15, 2026

Replying to @dcc@annihilation.social

@dcc@annihilation.social Wife is beholden to the Husband. The Husband is beholden to God. He will have to answer to the Almighty for his cruelty.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 15, 2026

Unfortunately I have been rebuked by my step father and am now estranged from my family. All I said was I would be late to meeting them, that was enough for my step father to disown me All I wanted to do was give a gift to my mother because I missed mother's day, I am not allowed because I would not be able to make the original time I stated and when asked to extend the window I was denied.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 15, 2026

I left a seven thousand dollar camera rig on a plane btw lol

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 12, 2026

Replying to @eric@pl.starnix.network

@eric@pl.starnix.network I play at 720p30 and I still body PCuck gaymers daily. cc @KenshinFo@mstdn.starnix.network

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 12, 2026

Replying to @eric@pl.starnix.network

@eric@pl.starnix.network chigga I get 30-45 fps on my poverty deck and I still got like 145hours

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 12, 2026

Replying to @eric@pl.starnix.network

@eric@pl.starnix.network 🥷 still never once (☝️) hopped on helldivers with me :akko_sad:

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 11, 2026

Sold my car. I now have no car. God is great.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 11, 2026

Replying to @dcc@annihilation.social

@dcc@annihilation.social Mediterranean 🥷s from 3️⃣ different countries all claiming to created something only Mediterranean 🥷s 🎱

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 11, 2026

Replying to @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co What?

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 10, 2026

Italian/Egyptian 🥷s 🐝 eating good. Dam 🦫 that shit was delicious

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 04, 2026

Replying to @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co What are they seeing?

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · May 04, 2026

Replying to @benis_redux@cawfee.club

@benis_redux@cawfee.club @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co yes

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Apr 25, 2026

I was in a dilapidated warehouse and shot someone during a societal collapse. I'm not sure if he really died but his corpse kept reanimating and taunting me telepathically. I was then in a high rise apartment where an earthquake happened and the building tipped over with me in it. #dreamjournal

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Apr 13, 2026

RE: https://mstdn.starnix.network/@splitshockvirus/116308281623734971 58 bones in my tank #gaswolves

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#gaswolves

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Apr 11, 2026

I have spent a third of my life in isolation.

Very soon God will set me free.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Apr 11, 2026

I do want to write my autobiography. I need to write down my thoughts before I lose them. I want to remember who I am. Additionally I want people in my life remembered for who they were and what they meant to me.

To forget them would be an insult to their memory.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Apr 10, 2026

Sorry everyone cell network is acting up, I need to 🪓 my host to setup a WAN fallover OR I need to setup active-backup on my own VM.

active-backup is what I can do right now but it would break the security model

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Apr 10, 2026

Sorry Wireguard tunnel collapsed overnight.

I need to make a service to restart it if that happens.

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スプリットショックウイルス † @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network · Apr 09, 2026

Credit where credit is due I 🪓'd @charlie_root@annihilation.social about what publisher I should use for the Bible like 2-3 years ago when I was reading it front to back.

This is the nicest Bible I've ever owned. Bold legible print even with red letter, two tails, genuine leather cover. I feel like Patrick Bateman with his business cards with this thing.

Definitely the Rolls Royce of printed text.

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