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sharkey 2025.5.2-dev+g92c491115d‼️ minors do not interact with my lewd content under any circumstances. ‼️
🍄 thirty something transmasc deerfox ( he / him ) • pansexual & polyamorous • cat dad & plant parent • gamer • furry • audhd creature • shitposter extraordinaire • book dragon • living on stolen land.
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completely misunderstood pride month. who wants to buy 15 lions?
i feel invisible in trans spaces as a trans man and it feels impossible to ever talk about it most of the time without getting shit on
i don’t know who needs to hear this, but please DO NOT throw away your cat’s emotional support cardboard box.
not now sweetie, daddy's becoming an enemy of the state for believing in human rights
i just don’t buy the whole trojan horse thing. you expect me to believe that 30 men in a horse could shut the fuck up long enough to pull that off?
why call it sexual tension when you can say bangxiety
nobody sees the 4am workouts
nobody sees me meal prepping for hours every week
nobody sees any of this
because i don't do those things
i don't use dating apps, i find my partners in the fediverse like normal people
i've been on reandron shots since 2020, however i am likely going to be switching to t gel once i'm due for my next shot, as my hemoglobin and hematocrit levels keep climbing and we've done tests to rule out other causes. i'm mostly just wondering if anyone else has switched to gel from shots (for any reason) and how the experience was?
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please no medical advice, i am following my doctor's advice already
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please only respond if you are transmasc and/or taking testosterone, boosts from anyone are encouraged however
do you know what's scarier than bugs?
no bugs
if you're mad about shoplifting, but not wage theft, tax evasion, or corporate bailouts, you’ve fallen for ruling class propaganda
cis gays’ misogyny and transphobia needs to be called out more often
as a chronic over-thinker, i like the idea of getting fucked so thoroughly that i can’t think anymore. for mental health reasons.
schrödinger's flirt: where i am both Totally Kidding and Actually Flirting depending on whether or not you're into it
people in their 20s thinking they're old ... you're not old stfu
a good friend group is one that can be confused for a polycule
me: this escape room is so hard, i don't think i'll ever leave
employee: this is a bookstore
why are there so many posts on facebook about people feeding wildlife and getting praised for it ... stop feeding wildlife! by all means leave out water for them especially in hot weather but feeding them stops them from finding foot naturally and causes them to think humans are safe
whenever i see someone who's craft / art supplies are perfectly stored, all i can think is that those supplies don't actually get used ( it's me, i'm someone )
you wouldn't awawa a wawa
my pussy so fat that it alone can suffocate u
i'm not saying that polyamory would fix all love triangle-type situations, but i am saying that ignoring the possibility is not helping
would it be ridiculous if i left a google review for a nearby cafe saying that i will never eat there specifically because they have signs outside encouraging customers to spray pigeons with water?
stardew valley is not at all relaxing imo
okay so basically all of the colouring pages on etsy are just ai now so that's cool
i'm pansexual and polyamorous which means you're all at risk
they should invent a me that isn't tired
it's moving day!
last night in this fuckass house!
i can feel the resident evil brainrot suction cupping to my brain
Replying to
@dracokitty putting my dick in gender
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@Bwee@meow.social @ziphi@meow.social STOP that is the cutest art i've ever seen
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@Bwee@meow.social i love YOU
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@keith@social.starkeith.net i'm princess matilda's lawyer and this is absolutely unacceptable behaviour, you must simply will the herb garden to grow faster
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@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip i'd take the stupid smart toaster over that fuckass mouse tbh
it is too hot to exist
why are people with kids so fixated on the idea that people without kids are so unhappy and that kids are needed for a happy life?
give me all your favourite #bookrecs! looking in particular for:
- romance
- fantasy
- queer
- magical realism
- sci-fi
- horror
- any combination of the above
- subgenres are also fine
- no ai covers or i'll blast you into the sun
#books #bookstodon
the neighbours are having some work done on their house and earlier i heard something fall and clang really loudly and then a guy just go "ah, fuck" in the most aussie bloke accent ever
i love it when men are both literate and hot
ideal date: we go to the library/bookstore and pick out a book for each other and then read them while existing in the same space
wake me up when the fat bears get here
when i die, i will individually handpick a special sticker from my collection for my favourite people and leave it to them in my will
things that i need people to stop assuming:
- everyone online is american
- everyone who plays cozy games is a woman
- everyone who reads romance, particularly fantasy romance, is a woman
people: sNaKeS are eViL aNd wAnT to EAT yOu
ball pythons: 👁️👅👁️