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@calvato@social.cologne

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Boring old fart
Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it
Role model: Waldorf
Many of my toots contain traces of mockery
Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner
Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ...
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All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License)
Photos by others are marked as such
I like beasts
All beasts
#nobot

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Joined April 15, 2022

Born at:

311.8 ppm

Favorite things to do:

Lie around, read, listen and watch the clouds

Mobility:

Damaged hip, a bio bike, a pedelec and now: an E-Scooter too

Web:

https://hanno-gardemann.de

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne · 1d ago

Da sich O'Sullivan und Wilson beeilt hatten ihre Partien zu gewinnen, hatte ich ne Menge Zeit, den Wocheneinkauf zu erledigen.
Weil das Wetter ja wieder so unverschämt toll war, hab ich gut 27 Km Anlauf genommen, um zum 500m entfernten Kaufland zu kommen.
Um 14:30 war ich wieder zuhause, hab die Einkäufe verräumt, die Katzen gefüttert und Radsport (Mailand-Turin und Nokere Koerse) geguckt.
Kurz vor 17:00 kam Helmi nach Hause und wir haben uns den Tag erzählt.
Dann hab ich #Fotos gelöscht.
🤷🏻‍♂️

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Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne · 1d ago

Moin!
Wir mussten um 05:00 aufstehen. Helmi, weil heute Zwischenprüfung ist und sie um 07:00 wg. Vorbereitung schon da sein muss. Ich, um ihr die Raubtiere vom Hals zu halten.
Okay, kann ich O'Sullivan gegen Selt live anschauen. Wilson gegen Taylor werde ich mir später angucken.
Neera tobte schon in der Wohnung herum. Erstaunlich welche Energie sie mit ihren 15 Jahren noch hat. Der fast 18 Jahre alte Peter verdaut lieber dösend.
Schönen Tag, frohes Schaffen!
👋🏻🍵☕🖖🏻
#everydayiscaturday #snooker

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne · 5d ago

Vorige Woche hat das Krähenpärchen noch fleissig das Nest ausgepolstert.
Diese Woche hab ich sie nicht mehr gesehen.
Sie haben das Nest wohl aufgegeben, ich war mit 17,5m eventuell doch zu nah für sie.
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Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne · 5d ago

Moin!
Zum Caturday ein paar Fotos von Katze Neera und Kater Peter.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastondon

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne · Mar 03, 2026

'Unser' Strassentäuberich.
Portait mit dem 100-400mm Olympus Telezoom bei 400 mm.
#birds #birdsOfFediverse

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Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne · Mar 03, 2026

"Esst mehr Obst" haben sie gesagt ...

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Beichtstuhl mit Wendel. Oder so. #photography #blackandwhitephotography #monochromemarch Zine permission granted.

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Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne · Mar 03, 2026

@Kaja Aaah, ne Lügenkiste!👍🏼

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne · Mar 03, 2026

Juten Tach zesammen!
Meinen heutigen habe ich gemütlich auf #Balkonien verbracht. Umgepflanzt, umgeräumt, aufgeräumt, geguckt.
Ein paar hundert Niströhrchen hab ich zur Nisthilfensammlung dazugestellt. Eigentlich wollte ich alte, nicht mehr belegte entfernen aber das mach ich jetzt im Spätsommer.
Ein Pärchen Nilgänse erkundet seit Tagen die Nachbarschaft und fliegt von einem Flachdach zum anderen.
Dabei haben wir weder Teich noch Tümpel in Reichweite.
Tauben kommen auch immer mal vorbei.
🤷🏻‍♂️🕊️😼

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Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne · Mar 02, 2026

Mauerbiene beißt sich durch!

#mauerbiene #osmiacornuta

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Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne · Feb 26, 2026

Vor kurzem hab ich ja den tödlichen Männerschnupfen überlebt. Seit vorgestern liege ich mit Influenza oder wie das Tierchen heisst im Bett.
🤷🏻‍♂️
Doc meinte, da soll ich auch noch ein paar Tage bleiben.
Der grösste Mist: ich kann nicht lesen! Scheiss Schädel.
Früher™ war ich nie unpässlich. Das hol ich jetzt alles nach.
Bis demnächst.

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Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne · Feb 24, 2026

Man gönnt sich ja sonst nix.

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Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne · Feb 24, 2026

Ich hab mir Anfang des Jahres 3 Jeans gegönnt weil alle meine Hosen zu weit waren.
Die bestellten waren auch zu weit.
Also zurück und alles ne Nummer kleiner.
Okay, die sind mittlerweile auch zu weit.
Werde sie wohl mal kochen müssen.
Abnehmen macht Spaß und wie bei allem was mir Spaß macht kenne ich werder Maß noch Ziel.
Mit 110 Kg dachte ich: unter 100 wäre schon okay.
Mit 99 Kg dachte ich: unter 90 ...
Mit 89 Kg dachte ich: unter 80 ...
Mit 75 Kg liebäugele ich mit unter 70
Wird das teuer!
😱

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I boost, therefore I am.

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Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne

Boring old fart Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it Role model: Waldorf Many of my toots contain traces of mockery Jobs: Many different (>10), finally satisfied pensioner Online since 1990, BBS, Usenet, Compu$erve ... Member of https:// cloudappreciationsociety.org only All my photos are under DWTFYWTPL (Do WTF You Want To Public License) Photos by others are marked as such I like beasts All beasts # nobot

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@calvato@social.cologne · Nov 27, 2025

@Gargron@mastodon.social Metoo!🥸

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