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@petergleick Reporting from the future indicates that inquiries were never able to determine if the cause was Elon thought he was playing Asteroids with a satellite while high on ketamine or a navigation error by Grok.
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mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchWe are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961).
Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks.
Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.
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God's Own Drunk - Lord Buxley
or Jimmy Buffett
Smoked my last cigarette
Sat in bed for a while
Thought of your face and it brought me a smile
Cigarette - The Smithereens
Requesting the tactical deployment of one bolt of lighning. Do I use the mint form or the seafoam one.
Fields of Gold - Sting
"You can tell the sun in his jealous sky when we walked in fields of gold"
Holy Mountains - System of a Down
"Someones mouth said paint them all red"
The Valley - Primus
"Be leery the fool that wrangles the rainbows filling the landscape with fear"
Break unjust laws.
Replying to
@TindrasGrove The voice in my head switched to Dana Carvey as The Church Lady for that quote and now I can't stop laughing.
Underneath the battle hardened aluminum foil was the baking sheet that came with the stove, as pristine as the day it was unpacked.
This bit struck me as especially poignant given our current trajectory.
"Homogeneity everywhere, endlessly stretching into an eternity of monotony."
-- A Short Stay in Hell (2011) by Steven L. Peck
Mountaintop Removal - Lissie
"And I can't stand it, what's the use in making something new if all that made us must be ruined? I can't demand shit, I got nothing but mounting debt and fear. We scratch our heads wondering how we got here."
We all signed the non-binding agreement. You can trust us. We promise.
Duh, no duh!
#caturdayeveryday Post petting
Today the same ServiceNow customer sends me six fishy emails regarding a Priority 5 Case for a customer that I am not employed by with various others CC'd who also appear not to be that employed by that customer. I'm not calling them to confirm that it was a "glitch" again.
Quick guys pull up the ladder behind us.
We quit growing carrots and ran out of sticks.
Remember.