Elektrine
EN
Log in Register
Paige Chat Timeline Communities Gallery Videos Email DNS VPN Uptime Kairo
Back to Timeline
Remote

Baikal

@Baikal@infosec.exchange
  • Open on infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961).

Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks.

Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

0 Followers
0 Following
18 Posts
Joined November 29, 2022

Posts

Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Aug 03, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange
We quit growing carrots and ran out of sticks.
0
1
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Jul 29, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange
Quick guys pull up the ladder behind us.
0
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Jul 29, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange
Replying to on beige.party
@the_etrain@beige.party Enjoy the sensations of your body
0
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Jul 28, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange
Today the same ServiceNow customer sends me six fishy emails regarding a Priority 5 Case for a customer that I am not employed by with various others CC'd who also appear not to be that employed by that customer. I'm not calling them to confirm that it was a "glitch" again.
0
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Jul 28, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange
#caturdayeveryday Post petting
0
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Jul 28, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange
Duh, no duh!
0
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Jul 25, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange
We all signed the non-binding agreement. You can trust us. We promise.
0
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Jul 06, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange
#silentsunday
0
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · May 03, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange

Underneath the battle hardened aluminum foil was the baking sheet that came with the stove, as pristine as the day it was unpacked.

0
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Apr 22, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange

This bit struck me as especially poignant given our current trajectory.

"Homogeneity everywhere, endlessly stretching into an eternity of monotony."
-- A Short Stay in Hell (2011) by Steven L. Peck

0
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Apr 21, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange

God's Own Drunk - Lord Buxley
or Jimmy Buffett

#tunetuesday #whatshallwedrink

1
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Apr 17, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange
Replying to @petergleick@fediscience.org
@petergleick Reporting from the future indicates that inquiries were never able to determine if the cause was Elon thought he was playing Asteroids with a satellite while high on ketamine or a navigation error by Grok.
0
0
3
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Apr 14, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange

Smoked my last cigarette
Sat in bed for a while
Thought of your face and it brought me a smile

Cigarette - The Smithereens

#tunetuesday #smokeandsmokingsongs

1
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Apr 07, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange

Requesting the tactical deployment of one bolt of lighning. Do I use the mint form or the seafoam one.

1
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Apr 07, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange

Mountaintop Removal - Lissie

"And I can't stand it, what's the use in making something new if all that made us must be ruined? I can't demand shit, I got nothing but mounting debt and fear. We scratch our heads wondering how we got here."

#tunetuesday #FieldsmountainsValleys

0
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Apr 07, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange

Fields of Gold - Sting

"You can tell the sun in his jealous sky when we walked in fields of gold"

Holy Mountains - System of a Down

"Someones mouth said paint them all red"

The Valley - Primus

"Be leery the fool that wrangles the rainbows filling the landscape with fear"

#tunetuesday #FieldsmountainsValleys

1
0
0
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Jan 13, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange
Break unjust laws.
1
0
1
0
Open post
Baikal
Baikal @Baikal@infosec.exchange · Jan 09, 2026
Baikal
@Baikal@infosec.exchange

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (1961). Long-time fixer of things I've broken. Bash spellcaster. Random thought generator. I am the machine that thinks. Burning billions of dollars and producing nothing of value is objectively bad for all of us.

infosec.exchange
Replying to @TindrasGrove@infosec.exchange
@TindrasGrove The voice in my head switched to Dana Carvey as The Church Lady for that quote and now I can't stop laughing.
1
0
0
0

Remote instance

infosec.exchange
Open on original server

Media

313k7r1n3
Elektrine

Tor hidden service

elekhj7afj4qnrr4yd3bkzslsyo5jgfxw3orgjkhlcxifueodybyiiad.onion

Platform

  • Email
  • Chat
  • Timeline
  • Communities
  • VPN
  • DNS

Company

  • About
  • Contact
  • FAQ

Legal

  • Terms of Service
  • Privacy Policy
  • Warrant Canary
  • Lite (no JS)
  • VPN Policy
  • Source code

Support

  • support@elektrine.com
  • Report Security Issue
Mail client setup IMAP mail.elektrine.com:993 POP3 mail.elektrine.com:995 SMTP mail.elektrine.com:465
© 2026 Elektrine. All rights reserved. Server: 22:21:07 UTC