AceFuzzLord

For a moment I got him and Matt Smith confused and wondered why he would have has anything to do with Inception.

Fair enough.

Yeah, I cannot understand how people can go out into public spaces for prolonged periods of time without showering beforehand. Get your head in the game people! I can't even smell and I know I smell infinitely better than those showerless people because I shower, use deodorant, and a little cologne, unlike them.

Sure. Let’s go with that.

I’ve seen some genuinely funny stuff from the Chinese internet, but that just looms like it hurts.

Despite this not feeling like a shitpost, damn! That courtroom sketch artist made him look like one of those rare movie villains that you actually side with because the hero is so whiny and unlikeable!

I’ve definitely had one of those “if I could go back” style scenarios innmy head and didn’t choose pokemon because the question didn’t include the 90s. My plan for that would be to go back to the beginning of the 90s and basically convince Sega that I’m from the future and give them a copy of gens 1 and 2 for gameboy, alongside a bunch of ads for the game, and let them most likely mess everything up like we know they would. But that plan hinges upon me being able to travel back in time with things instead of Terminator popping into the past with no clothes or possessions. Also depends on whether I could travel back with a translator as well because my Japanese is not good enough for a forced business meeting with Sega of Japan.

Probably do everything in my power to ensure the gaming landscape isn’t as predatory in terms of having to pay for online access on consoles and seeing the Devil itself ( big red N ) go down in flames. Also, try to make console exclusives seen as something nobody is interested in anymore and are unwilling to purchase, more or less towards the 2010s rather than the 2000s, otherwise some of my favorite franchises wouldn’t exist. XboxLive? Find a way to fudge all the numbers to make it look like absolutely nobody was buying it! GameCube? Find a way to ensure little to no 3rd party devs make anything for it by any means possible! PSN? Keep that free like it was for PS3! Would need to spend months, if not years, to figure out how to make all of that and ending console exclusives a thing, but a world without all that, IMO, would be a better world.