Mike Zornek, looking for work

zorn@jawns.club

Developer and Teacher.Working day-to-day programming in Elixir and LiveView. Learning CRDTs, Rust, Svelte, and DevOps automation in my free time.Looking for part-time Elixir contracts.Video gamer and Phillies fan.

Posts

Post #1990875
My current contract is winding down, and I&#39;m looking for my next Elixir / Phoenix LiveView project. Ideal engagements would be in the 15–32 hours per week range. My projects usually align around: - Staff Augmentation - Technical Debt Cleanup - Platform Stability - Testing Enhancements - Documentation Refinement - Mentoring Examples of past client projects and testimonials: https://mikezornek.com/elixir-consulting/ #ElixirLang #FediHire
Post #1598650
⚾️ Baseball is a cruel mistress.
Post #850033
😡 Trying to download VMware Fusion has got to be one of the shittiest user experiences I have ever experienced. Fuck Broadcom.
Post #850032
☀️ Feels like “false spring” is almost over. Going to make an effort to eat lunch outside and enjoy it while it lasts.
Post #850031
⚾ The entire tournament will be watching tonight.
Post #850030
⚾️ Never a doubt.
Post #850029
⚾ I know things look bleak right now, but on the other hand... #Phillies
Post #850028
⚾ What a shit call.
Post #850027
👨‍💻 For both of my last two contracts, I&#39;ve been burdened with the responsibility to update extremely unmaintained cross-platform mobile apps. I fucking hate it. I am an Elixir developer, and these toolchains are well outside my modern experience. I&#39;ve done mobile development in the past, and these toolchains are extremely brittle. You can&#39;t just let them rot and expect some rando to stop by and kick off a new build in CI every two years. Everything will be broken in a...
Post #850026
⚾ Tried to play some MLB: The Show before dinner/baseball game, and it was so broken. Every menu takes 2-5 seconds to transition. I had developer tingles that their client / APIs don&#39;t cache anything, and they just do not have the capacity for launch day. This year has been a buggy mess.
Post #850025
⚾ I&#39;m happy the happy team won.
Post #850024
⚾ Hoping this is a sign of things to come for our boy. #Phillies
Post #850023
🍿 Went to see Project Hail Mary. It was fun. Book felt more complete, but still a good time. Listed start time of 11:20 with a real start time of 11:47. 27 minutes of ads and trailers (more if you were there early). Excessive.
Post #850022
⚾ Schadenfreude.
Post #850020
⚾ Phillies win 5-3!
Post #850019
🍿 I want to make a movie called Time Echos, and then about a third way through, I just looping scenes to see how long I can get the audience to watch.
Post #850018
⚾ Phillies fall to the Rangers 8-3 and lose the first series of the year.
Post #743463
👨‍💻 “There&#39;s no point in having fuck-you money in the bank if you never say ‘fuck you’!” https://www.anildash.com//2025/09/09/how-tim-cook-sold-out-steve-jobs/